Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[upbeat dance music playing]

They're in a state of deep slumber.

bone to dust, and soul to soil.

STAN IN ARMADILLO: Stay on the script, you--

in the theater this afternoon

- I don't-- I don't deserve to die.

What are they gonna do to her?

I guess she really sucks. [chuckles]

BENNIGAN: Yeah. SATAN IN ARMADILLO: We're gonna

like the biggest badass in middle school history.

- Strong women don't avoid

I'm, uh, babysitting tonight.

And where does she get off calling me a hag?

It should have lured him to me.

- Where are you going? - I forgot!

STUDENT 2: Emotional maturity is the tits.

- You vape? - Sometimes.

it felt like it might be my only chance to have friends.

CHRISSY: [screaming]

- Yeah, that would be...

- Oh, my gosh. Thanks, Mom.

- That little fucking brat.

CHRISSY AS SKELETON: [demonic voice] Hi, Teach.

And every night! I'm a teen mom!

You're so insecure that she has other people in her life

Ever since she got popular.

have you ever heard of toxic parasocial

- I'm right here. - Whatever!

- Always something new with them.

- In some ways, you're worse than Slimm Timm.

No matter how much I beg you, do not open it.

- I guess that was her cover.

was getting you this cool-as-shit hat.

- I'm your sub, Mr. Boner, and I'm hard for history.

What the phrase? What was it?

- Ahh! Zombie armadillo!

- That's not true.

Plus, she seems to like you.

[cheers and applause] STUDENT: We love you, Bennigan!

i am scar! i am a weapon who attack animals

A is for Armadillo

- The fuck is...[scoffs]

you'd rather she be totally alone.

BOTH: Is with the tool that summoned him.