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you're slaughtering an armadillo
I've seen this crap play out for hundreds of years.
- Let's leave before toxic new girl
DRIVER: Oh, God! I killed an armadillo!
- It is. - Now you're against pranks.
And she repeated eighth grade three times, so yeah.
That weirdo cares more about her
and that wasn't cool.
- Eh, you should be with your friends, you know?
It's like, are we trying to be real witches
- I know, I'm sorry.
on the new dangers of teenager-ness.
- You kidding? If I possess,
making me all hormonal and emotional.
[bell rings]
Where the hell did he go?
Hey, where is this?
I wanna hang out with people my own age,
I'm getting a text.
Please, no! Please, no! STUDENT: That is so messed up.
I thought you'd be cooler than trying to impress bullies.
- Of course. The truth is...
- They're somebody. People remember their names.
It's the tragic and haunted site
and sit your sacrificial ass on that pentagram.
- Aw, wait, come on, come on.
- Are you all right? - I just feel so gaslit.
[ominous music]
- Is toxic new girl bothering you?
Sometimes I feel invisible, and this is the only way
Do I pull Chrissy aside and we do a heart-to-heart
[stall door opens]
I know we couldn't go earlier,
- I started a credible rumor that you're banging
The new cool kid Bennigan should give a speech.
[rumbling] - Ah, hold up, hold up.
- [speaking language]
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"Hey. I'm so, so scared,
- Oh, wow, I feel like I've been asleep for 6,000 years.
to get through to her. - Oh.
in search of young hearts to devour.
- "Hey, Dad.