Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll tell a good one.
You have to go over there, Roseanne,
Oh, Al, you're not hiring illegals?
So, all we have to do
I got these little "sign here" stickers for you
Oh, that's quite an outfit, Mary.
Uh, well, n-no, we couldn't.
who want to make a home here.
No.
That's got to be their last name.
It was StopUsingOurWifi123.
Here.
into a smoking hole in the ground.
Too late.
and we need to make an emergency Skype call.
Okay, I almost forgot.
[ Car door slams ]
it's always somebody who lives next door to somebody.
Helps him feel safer.
No.
but, you see, our Wi-Fi went out,
[ Cash registers beeping ]
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What does she do in Afghanistan?
Ooh!
We have pre-cooked chicken.
The government doesn't want to pay for it because
[ Clicking ]
Granny Rose! Grandpa Dan!
They're a little different, Mary, but...
What proof do you have, Roseanne?
[ Ringing continues ] I'm coming.
Now come on.
A little tired. I was up at 2:00.
I'm not gonna get to talk to her,
and she was having a sleepover with two of her cousins.