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Yeah, well, my little granddaughter, you know,
You can't just stand on the front porch
That's oh-two-hundred.
Uh...
Roseanne. [ Gasps ]
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and I'm gonna say something to your manager.
Granny Rose says we're stealing the Muslims' Wi-Fi.
Put it on my EBT card.
Somebody did, and I can't pass it up.
Okay, thanks.
Don't think I won't eat that later.
I know I could use it.
order lunch, put it on my account, okay?
If you're saying, "Will I watch you do the work
A point that could have been made
[ Door hinges creak ]
It's Al that sucks. He's taking advantage.
is arrest everybody!
What?
Oh, that is so funny because you should hear
you keep your damn mouth shut.
"Roseanne" is taped in front of a live audience.
And she's dealing with a lot of stuff
I hear that's good for your credit.
It's a lot like Black Friday.
and give them to our ISIS friends on Facebook.
That sounds fun. That sounds horrible.
we can show our face at Sears again.
Why are you leaving tonight if you've got an appointment
I went out with him three times and...
How do you explain all that fertilizer in your yard?
It ain't right, Rosie.
Yeah, it wasn't just a check-up.