Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

defending our country,

Darlene, will you help Mom with the Skype call?

W-We've already imposed on you enough.

Uh, Dan, please say "undocumented workers"

how -- how do you tell

We could be here forever trying to break into their Wi-Fi.

Wow, you only told him once,

The monster that roams the neighborhood every night,

Oh, great. Here's one for you, Mom.

It looks like you're out there in the midst of it, huh?

I'm Jackie, Roseanne's sister.

and only the little girl heard it.

11:00 a.m. beer, huh?

That was probably better as a thought than a statement.

Not now, Jackie!

Hey, Mark, pretend you're still painting her mustache.

to explain technology's kind of what I live for.

[ Chuckles ] Actually, so am I.

Who's gonna eat her?

What can I get you?

An all-girls slumber party 'cause we could put a tent up

No, no. Ghosted stories.

"See something, say something"?

No, no. That's really the reason why we came over.

Can't you stay here, too? I can't, honey.

her mother is, right?

I will need those back, though.

A lot of vets live on the sidewalk,

trying to figure out what to do next.

But...it doesn't mean anything.

And we work for union minimum. Nobody's gonna beat that, Al.

But "drunk" is a good guess on any other night.

There was this guy.