Swayze Crazy - Squidbillies [S02E04]

That helps him get into character.

You.

Hey, old man, I thought I told you.

We're gonna have to damn shake the monkey one time on this sumbitch.

Call him Bodie.

But no anal.

Well, he is if I had enough cold beer.

It's very evocative of the period, but it does lack a certain... bricks and mortar quality.

And when we practice in the water, I can't quench my desire no matter how wet we get.

Wait a minute, what's that you said?

You can do this.

Okay, but we are going to put the bars back in here, right?

I might let me try that next.

You callin' me a fool now?

I think he's making a movie about us right now.

Turn it on!

And he can do this pose, just like on the poster.

Yeah, I know that.

Come on, Patrick, get you some of this moody ass whooping here.

A lot.

Patrick?

Y'all shut your damn tooth hole.

Accident, boy?

It's on.

But these guys here, see, they rape horses for a living.