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Everything works out.
Well...
That's what a real hero does!
Look how tall he is, like a redwood.
Maybe we should go to the mall and talk about it.
Catch.
It was very inspirational.
BOTH: Blah, blah, blah.
Come on. Go, go.
Sounds like you had a jam-packed morning.
about all the stuff I have to worry about.
It was all very well thought-out.
Guess you can use my face to open your beers.
(radio announcer talking excitedly)
at the top of your lungs.
My hair.
and then I held back the necessities.
You know that-that time with her, it keeps me going.
Come on, Adam, it's my hair.
All right? It's not just a haircut.
Which one of Kate's teeth
but some situations call for a hero,
I can't believe you bought the sports packages again.
on the Internet!
So you were just gonna hide the expense in the Internet bill?
Okay, thanks.
Oh.
and ask him to bring me a regular size pizza?
Yeah. Josephine makes my hair all,
Whatever gets you there, babe.
She rubs my shoulders. She listens to me vent.
I said I'm happy to do it. No, after that. You said you'd be the hero?
Ready? Yeah.
Can I please get the plastic invisible ones?
Holy crap!
you could stand up to your wife.