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I told you I was coming back to clean out my desk,
Helping the captain find his way back to the good ship Crunchy Goose,
I am so proud to have known all of you.
Okeydoke.
Besides, you don't have any money.
Oh, well, no, not exactly.
Oh, sorry. Catherine, this is-- this is beautiful.
I'm not worried. See, ever since the day Catherine made that threat,
All right. You tell me what happened. Okay.
Hold it! Bill, I've read Penthouse letters that are more plausible than this.
That's really not funny at all.
Good, because I was just thinking the devil must have lost his pitchfork,
Catherine was on the phone, I was at my desk tryin' to get some work done,
- She was kidding. - It was obviously a joke.
Well, what exactly did she say?
And the fact that she couldn't have me made her, quite simply,
I-- I come here for the excellent coffee.
Could you keep it down, please? Nope.
[ Catherine ] All right. Who stole all the stuff off my desk?
It was a morning like any other.
but, um, an opportunity like this, you just can't pass it up.
Come here. Ohh!
All right. Uh--
Uh, from work. Bye.
You still can't figure me out?
And after that, she just cleaned out her desk and left.
which, quite frankly, nullifies the possibility of compensatory redress.
No. You sure this is Catherine we're talking about?