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A year later, the carnival came back...
Now get back to the pharmacy, you quack!
... with lots of well-thought-out, practical ideas.
Batting ninth, Unky Herb!
Sure. That's what he's paid for. If you need towels--
Whatever you kids want to do today, tell me.
-Don't have a heart attack, old dude. -Don't you tell me...
Lisa, are you the hell-raiser your father told me about?
...the city of brotherly love isn't Philadelphia, it's Detroit.
Will you kids shut up?
Twitter? What the hell kind of name is that?
-But, Marge, I want to see my brother! -Homer, it's an empty threat.
Homer, you didn't ask for rack-and-pinion steering, did you?
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The Super Slakers they sell at K wik-E-Marts are this big!
...and she had a little surprise for me.
Homer, that heart attack made me realize that I'm going to die someday.
Why aren't we using more words and answers right? Because you'll not argue and fight yourselves because you don't understand to argue and fight yourselves, but no panto-ma-mine, either, that's why.
You know what they cost me? There's maybe $40 worth of steel in them.
-Dad! -Not one word!
Dad!. Pop!. Not a few words!. Not getting a few words!. Dad!. Pop!. Not a few words!. Not getting a few words!.
I think I did.
-Marco! -Polo.
-The subplot felt tacked on. -We demand a refund!