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$82,000!
I knew you'd blow it!
Wait! Let me see if I got this right. It's Christmas day, 4:00 a.m...
The mouse is named Itchy and the cat is Scratchy.
-Why not? -Americans don't want big cars.
Changing the subject makes you a worthless excuse for a human being--
His life was an unbridled success until he found out he was a Simpson.
I know how you feel.
Since I'm the one you kept, it means you really love me.
You broke up that meeting.
Don't worry, Senator Mendoza. By now our dear friend has met with a...
...what to do, you...
The "H" stands for Herbert! Herb, were you adopted?
1 + 2 = 2020
She did things your mother would never do. Like have sex for money.
-Knock it off. -We didn't talk.
-Give me one with lots of pep. -Our cars don't have pep.
-Why not? -Americans want good mileage.
This monstrosity costs $82,000?
-Boat ride! -Pony ride!