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Maybe you'd have been better off if I'd never come into your life.
But, sir--
Can I spit over the side?
-Your brother told you to help us. -Yeah, he did.
I thought your car was cool.
-America. -You hear that, morons?
I want to see the manager!
-You think I work well with others? -No.
Cook? Sorry to bother you, but I got a hankering for--
With that feisty attitude, you'll bury us all, Grampa Simpson.
McBain!
That's okay. Carry on. See the way I handled that, Marge?
Now I'm thinking about holding another meeting in bed.
I'm doomed to walk through this life alone.
...I want people to think the world is coming to an end!
-Any luck? -No.
We're losing to the Japanese. Why?
Tell the nice man what country you come from.
...I'm just a Ionely guy.
Our three children, Bart, Lisa and Maggie.
She was the Greek goddess of spring and rebirth.
What does this monstrosity cost?
"H" ! Of course! That could stand for Herbert!
-Why don't you get us some coffee? -Okay.