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- Okay, what are you doing? - I'm informing myself, Coop.
- How's your turbot? - Fine.
I'm not nervous, so you're not nervous, right?
- Then I can't give you any money. - For the love of God.
You were doing chin-ups on the windowsill, right?
All right, it was gonna be a surprise...
Objects in motion stay in motion. Yeah.
Just not in my bed. But I did bring my favorite pillow.
Because then I have some.
" The Economist"? " The Nation"? " The New Republic"?
He got held up in D.C. on some assault weapons ban.
- Why? Is she handicapped or something? - No. She's just...
You trusted us. We lied to you. There's no excuse.
- I'll find out what's really going on. - I found out enough last night.
- ... I'm not expecting any miracles. - What's this, a warning?
...I would not have planned a celebration only worthy of a 20th.
I've never listened to my own parents. I feel compelled to listen to yours.
So shall I schedule a couple's massage?
Hey, there's no bar nuts.
...I want to thank Alex.
There she is.
Well, at least she knows, right?
You got it, Sandy.
He's good. Tag in.
Before I came here, I talked to Kirsten, and she asked me without asking me...
You don't wanna stick around for a little home schooling?
- So you're gonna need some space. - I'm gonna need some space.
Baby, I'm gone.
Fear of God, honey. You'll see.
...and I can't do this anymore. I'm sorry.
This isn't about your mom. You can't blame her for everything.
I never wanted to upset you.
Very impressive.
It's a matter of time before Kirsten catches on.
No. Come on, honey. Come on.
You can't rush it. You have to wait till you're ready.
...but more than anything, you two should be friends.
- Are you trying to impress me? - What?
I'm sorry.
Well, maybe my magic hands can be of service.
I'm Seth's dad.
You're unbelievable.
- Yeah? You wanna go first? - No.
One of which happens to be my sister.
You picked this very important meeting at the pier, so you get the honors.
I could still come over tonight and say we're going to study.
So now for the evening's main attraction.
Needless to say, my allowance has been impacted.
And if we can't trust you, you'll have to stay with your grandfather...
So you took the money.
We are far from the perfect family, and I see no point in lying about it publicly.
But that doesn't change anything.
Oh, my God.
Maybe we should order
You're such a convincing hardass. But deep down you're such a softy.
You know where the bathrooms are.