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...or should it remain an independent state?

No, no. I was kidding you. I know it's our 20th.

Yeah. I feel bad about it, but you kind of deserve it after that.

- I've been calling you all day. - I know.

- That's why I need you to cover me. - Let me think about that.

I'm not the cops.

- This is the least I could do. - That's true.

And I like you because you're different from my family.

Which is exactly what I'm doing.

We went outside for a second, they were gone.

- They're obviously doing it. - That's got nothing to do with you.

My wedding anniversary weekend is officially ruined.

- Since your mother spoke to him? - Exactly, and who knows what she said.

- You take care, okay? - Yeah, you too.

I don't feel good.

You, at least, had honorable intentions.

Could we please talk about this later?

Thank you for not causing more of a scene back there.

What, you need some hedges trimmed?

The fact that your marriage can survive the two of us...

I do not. I'm just resting my eyes.

- Not gonna happen. Nice try. - Too little, too late. No.

I came to apologize for keeping Seth from sneaking out to see you last night.

...and I don't want to lose him.

Your husband rocks, by the way. I mean, wow.

And this works perfectly with Abigail being back in town.

Is that why Seth isn't home yet?

While you're seeing him, we should take a step back.

But I thought I'd have sex first and he'd catch syphilis in a public toilet.

It's our 20th anniversary, and I'm taking you to The Arches.

So the last time I checked in with you...

Thank you, sweetie.

- How are you? - Good.

I'm not letting the boys stay with Julie, but they can't be alone.