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What the fuck did you just say?
O, M.
You can? You can?
Aah!
There's no way this guy's doing it by himself.
- Yeah. - All of them.
Um... - Oh... Tommy.
Oh, I've been--I've been working from home.
Tommy, when are you gonna get me preggo?
Baby, get in.
No, no.
Where do we get the Web?
Oh, it's me, Mommy.
What's up?
It's Hi-8. Who the fuck has Hi-8?
♪ And now the purple dusk of twilight time ♪
My place is gross. I don't--
I was alluding to at dinner the other night?
Oh, my God.
Some dude, this fuckin' dipshit carpenter.
Uh, I'm gonna let you guys talk this--
Where'd you get this?
Yeah, you know,
This is urgent. - Baby, you're being crazy.
Fucking Mickey Mouse.
♪ Is in the stardust of a song ♪
♪ ♪
Well, I'm sorry to hear
The police report says the surveillance footage
I don't know. I really don't get it.
So does that mean that we can finally get divorced?
Is there anybody you had beef with lately?
Shit.
I've... I've gone on dates where I've bought lots of food and shit. Okay, don't buy me any of the same FOOD!!!
Good luck with your brilliant,
♪ The purple piper plays his tune ♪
Mind if I check 'em out?
All right, look, dude.
I gonna miss you.
Guess what, fuckers?
Enter.
Hey, uh, can I come in?
I am uniquely positioned to talk about this.
nam-myoho-renge-kyo...
I'm going to as soon as we get home.
♪ Just to get it all out what's in my head ♪
What? Smoked his ass?
No refunds now. No refunds.
♪ ♪
Don't worry about it, baby.
Yeah, white.
I don't know anything. I don't know.
Okay. I'm calling the cops now.
PAM I love you, Tommy!
We have a computer. It's in the downstairs den,
I wanna check it out. I want just to make sure.
Oh, shit. Yes, wow.
Triple-X. I got you.
Hi, Pamela. Huh, yeah.
Where the fuck is the tape?