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- Two Burgers of the Day, please. - You got it.
Right.
She had an enormous forehead.
So, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, my God, I have to start working out.
Yeah. She went behind my back and told everyone
What's up, Zeke? New shorts?
Then we'll pop you back in the window,
Oh! Uh, no, same page. Absolutely.
- Get over here! I got to tell you! - Ow, Zeke!
I don't know, I don't know.
who heard from Pocket Sized Rudy
- Like I said... before. - Uh-huh.
Looking up, up, up, up, up...
Any dietary restrictions I should know about
I appreciate the hell out it!
Oh, God help me.
(yells) My eyes!
- Hey, for you, coming right up. - TEDDY: All right.
She hasn't left all day.
- Thanks. - I put on spandex once.
angry hot dog. This time, he's at the beach,
Don't you work there?
to bring banana bread.
I just thought it might have a-a meaning beyond
to slide these notes under the door?
- No. - Yeah?
and then the haiku represents who I want to be, out there.
Anyway, I even got his underwear.
D-Didn't you write down a table number or anything?
She ran it three years ago, and Colleen Caviello tanked it
I just need you to sign this permission slip
(strained): You did something nice for someone.
and told me to watch this door.
Now get out some paper and start writing, Miss Missy!
Don’t Say Ass Say Pee Pee Place
and I'll be right back to take your order.
(quietly): Louise, are you in there?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I want to talk about the bake sale.
(shouting) My eyes!
Listen, here's what we're gonna do:
- Huh? Too much? - Yes, dial it back.
(grunts)
I love this woman!
Oh, my God! Mother!