Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You just bring out the beast in me.

I don't know what's going on, but the phones are down.

I want all men to wear masks at all times.

- Can you give me a ride into town? - Sure. Hop in.

Winchester, 30.06...

- This is not Dial- A- Joke. - This is not a crank.

Can you turn that thing down? You're already deaf from it.

That's disgusting.

The town is being overrun by giant spiders.

- How's it looking? - Roof's clear.

The anal probe.

No, no. No smoking.

Males compete for the female by bringing her presents.

You have a right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney...

The Prosperity Mall!

You're a big fella.

But you won't believe me. I'm the kid. They never believe the kid.

Switch. Put this on.

Those were big- Ass spiders! Really big ones!

We gotta get out of here.

Who are the flowers for?

That was a long time ago. I'm a changed man now.

Mom, they have to be quiet.

- I was wondering if your mom was home? - Mom! It's for you.

What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that?

...and the Lee Harvey Oswald rifle.

No, Sam. Let me.

You know what? Let's just go back inside.

- Lt looks like an orb weaver den. - Get us out of here.

Honey, give it a rest. It's so late. It's almost midnight.

Can't get any worse.

That's what I've been telling you!

- I need the phone. - You don't. You have no friends.

What exactly is that?

That seems awful big to be a spider leg.

Larry, do we know anybody at City Hall who might be able to take care of this?

Never made Mother Teresa rich. L. Ron Hubbard?

You got it, Sam.

- Could it be the "front gate" one? - Yeah, front gate.