Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't think that was Pete.

I mean, meet somewhere and catch up on things?

Let's talk about the probe. Let's talk about the anal probe. What is that?

...like building this ridiculous mall out here?

- Someone ought to get back there... - Go.

Unless you're driving. I don't want nobody suing.

You can't light those matches?

I just... I have an intolerance to dairy.

Got enough government problems. Can barely pay for this damn trailer.

Defend the human race.

- I know why you left town 10 years ago. - I left for a lot of reasons.

...and up- To- The- Minute reports on when they'll invade.

The slightest spark or an open flame can blow us all to hell.

- You have the phone? - I thought you did.

And you will too.

Well, they're for you, actually.

I've seen them in visions.

I hope the insurance pays for this.

Say hello to Consuela.

- ...our government- Controlled media... - We could broadcast a warning!

Pete, send a sample down to the EPA lab in Phoenix.

That's a more believable explanation.

Consider this a government conspiracy to take over your station.

Well, that, my friends...

...an emergency message for our little community.

I can't explain now.

- It's possible. - Are you crazy?

- We stand together or we fall together. - Thanks for caring, man.

You'll never get that anal probe near me!

- Damn it. Why isn't it working? - Lt needs fuel.

...that you can't even breathe?

My friend Joshua sells spiders. They've been growing bigger and bigger.

I see dead people. I see dead people.

- Why didn't you call in the Army? - Where have you been, Wade?