Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Joshua! You trying to scare me to death?
I'm talking to you.
We have to do it. It's the only way out.
I think it's an exoskeleton of a male orb weaver's pedipalps.
- Get in the truck, Ashley. - Mom!
- Just chilling. Get me out of here! - Back up.
Go home, Wade. Put some ice on your nose.
That was easy.
Add a week to how long you're grounded.
That's right. Right here at KFRD, freedom radio.
- Throw me the scissors! - Scissors?
That is the story of how the aliens attacked our sleepy town.
Dangerous habit. Disgusting. Causes explosions. Wish I'd never started.
Follow the cables. The cables lead to a generator.
Don't tell me he went into the dry wall again.
Now they've broken out of their cages and headed down to the mineshafts.
After taking careful measurements of the exoskeleton I found at Joshua's...
Anything you can find. We need gasoline.
But you know, there's an old saying:
How do we get out?
They'll tell you it's a technical error.
Just to get to the mines?
This should hold him.
He's pretty cute for an old- Fogy kind of guy.
Those of you without weapons, arm yourselves...
- What are you doing here? - I can't find my way out.
March down to Sam Parker's and tell her everything.
Okay, folks. Show's over. Move along.
- I should've said this a long time ago. - I know.
Take everyone who's hurt and the kids to that storage room.
Into the mines. Hurry!
It's the fourth missing- Pet call we've had today.
- Be careful with it, all right? - Okay. Thank you.
There's no sign of Joshua...
- Maybe not. Was there webbing around? - Yeah, lots of it.
Everything will be sorted out in the morning.
You'll have to get out without me. Follow the wires.
You're inviting the aliens in! They have no choice but to probe your butt.
Sure, Chris. We could do that.
...he claimed he'd seen that vein.
My balls!
If you want a piece of me, don't take that piece!
T ook me forever to get that mating pair.
Use mine. You have to climb a mountain for a signal.
It's the invasion!
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
You know how women like breakfast in bed.
Giant spiders? What the hell kind of bullshit is that?
- What should I do? - Give me the walkie- Talkie!
The police wire says Bob Stuck's dog Skippy's missing.
This is not a prank or one of Harlan's crazy stunts.
Is there something you wanna tell me?
Man in a flea circus don't wanna itch, but he still does.
Wait. You push and I'll pull.
I'm afraid of heights.
Wade, I'm going out now.
Don't make the town suffer...
Look at the size of that!
Come on, Joshua. Pick up!
- Mom, are you there? - Yeah, Mike.
You beat up my ex because you found out he was cheating.
Go on, Mike.