Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who knew Chris McCormack would suddenly get gold fever?

- That was an excellent ostrich burger. - Well, thank you.

Aunt Gladys, are you okay?

The truth brought me out to the only place...

- I'm hanging up on you. - Don't hang up. Please!

Not my mall. Not my mall.

We drove from Tucson. It sounded like you needed help.

- The phones are dead. - Does anyone have a cell phone?

No. That's not it. I just don't think I'm ready.

- Can I talk to Mike? - Why?

Attention, people. Everyone meet at the Prosperity Mall.

Great, this is all I need.

I know how this sounds, but believe me. It's the truth.

That's the problem. But nobody's gonna believe me.

Mom, listen to me!

- I can't. - Why not?

This is exactly your problem, right here.

- Have someone climb and get a signal. - That's a great idea.

Bret, I can't believe my mom gave you a ticket. It was humiliating.

This is Sheriff Parker. I have an important announcement.

So everybody needs to stay as calm and quiet as possible.

You won't believe me, but I've been chased by giant spiders.

So she's probably still close by, right?

- I really don't want to do this now. - Just a sec!

And you've always loved me.

That is too cool.

He wasn't exactly the faithful type.

Mamaguevo Mamaguevo

Get to the Prosperity Mall as soon as possible.

- Get it? - Yeah. It's good.

Shoot it! Shoot it!

...that Oswald killed Kennedy, and that a black man's vote in Florida counts!

Can I have the stun gun, please?

"What is this brother doing in this godforsaken place?"

- You were supposed to stay home. - What did you find, Mom?

Get inside! Hurry!

- Great. - I've fought aliens my whole life.

Have a menage a trois if you want.

I tell you what. We're just gonna run away.

Can't charge around here what a barber can charge in other places...

Not the mall. Please, not the mall.

See, the male orb weavers compete for the female's attention.

- I knew guys like Bret at your age. - Mom, I'm not you, okay?