Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I mean, should we be worried? - No.
Dr. Price? Stu, you're a dentist, okay? Don't try and get fancy.
Tchoup Yard @ 2AM With a bag
...I have never seen a more beautiful, elegant, just regal creature.
We are back baby! We are fucking back!
Yeah. I thought he looked more like a Carlos too, bud.
what will you do?
I THINK SHE'S MEAN
I got this cousin who saw one. He said it blew his mind.
-You're an idiot
Ha, ha. Oh.
Damn, Marshal goin to be pissed off at me for that one
- Guys, come on up here. - Fine.
PAGING COLONEL FAGGOT COLONEL FAGGOT!!!
Hey. Sorry, MapQuest took us on a really crazy route.
mom what does it mean when lou goes snoky sneeves? it means he wants to eat 100 bwls and g bowling.
- Listen... Let's go!
It may be neat, but it's also very expensive, so...
Phil, where the hell are you guys? I'm freaking out.
That’s me on the tv. I’ve never been on tv before.
Why don't you just pay attention? I don't have all night.
Whew.
Mr. Chow, it is a pleasure. My name is Stu.
There you go. And cough.
why would time's up escape rooms wanerroo have no idea who moana marsh is? because she hasen't been there! they'd all be like "who a kiwi that works next door? we don't remember a moana" "we can't recall her sorry" that's why sweetie.
Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.
Of course, Stu. That is cool.
It's a purse. Okay? And you steal from wrong guy.
Every Republican Wednesday morning
Why did you do that?
And, uh, we can't re... What time was that at?
It is a wedding gift from Linda and I.
No.
- I can't do it. Get your fucking hand back in there...
If we're sharing beds, I'm bunking with zwill You cool with that?
Yeah, Doug told me she had sex with a pilot or something.
"Let's go to Vegas, we'll all get drunk and laid!
Some guys just can't handle Vazzy's
Bali!
Cool. good to know.
...not like that conference in Phoenix.
He seemed like a real straight shooter
Ruphylin. Roofies. Commonly known as the date-rape drug. Like the ones Nate and Mo gave you last night.
I’m just a dentist
America...
And we would very much appreciate an opportunity to see Doug...
Squad
Right in the nuts, that was beautiful!
How the hell did we manage that?
It's funny because she's fat.
How your ears feel until they realize Hern Dizzle is playing Indie Alternative today!
Guys
Alan...
Oh, my God.
I'm an airline pilot Really you're just a regional FO
THE BOYS AFTER A SUCCESSFUL WHEELING TRIP
Baseball caps Coffe mugs
You're crackin' my balls man.
Unbelievable, man. Look at this chick. Beautiful ass, no fucking brain.
Who could think of beards at a time like this?
I was thinking maybe I'd come back and take you out to dinner.
Yeah, I'm fine. - Alan, I'm sorry.
He is a retard
What do you got over there, Alan? That's the Eiffel Tower.
Yeah. That's why I've managed to stay single this whole time, you know?
Like the ones Nate and Mo gave you last night
- This never happened. I'll take care of it. - Come on. Put it here.
STU, YOU'RE A DENTIST, OKAY? DON'T TRY AND GET FANCY.
Okay, look. You don't really wanna do this.
Some guys can’t handle Meat Day
Oh, no, uh, officer, that's just impossible.
...that's somebody's daughter up there. - I was just gonna say that.
Erin is a Re-TARD
Our Doug is a potato.
I want my purse back, assholes
I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.
We call this place Loserville.
Trump said there was no Epstein client list! Everyone with common sense
We are back baby! We are fucking back!
wow
"Four of us wolves...
Oh, fuck. Yeah!
What?
We don't remember anything that happened last night...
- Oh, my God! - That was awesome!
- What's going on? - There's a jungle cat in the bathroom!
All right, come forward. And turn.
I was just gonna say that.
- All good with Melissa? - Oh, yeah.
it’s the weekend…
PAGING DOCTOR FAGGOT
Check is back baby! Check is fucking back! Classic check!
I SEE THIS STUFF EVERY DAY. EVERY F#€KIN TIME!
DALVIN, YOU'RE THE MAN!
What are we gonna do? We are so fucked.
Okay, this is interesting. Your blood work came in this morning.
- Deal? - Deal.
- Who gives a shit? Where is Doug? - I am Doug.
- Alan, where's the car? It's on its way.
Sparrer's texts tonight
We fucked up.
It’s at the corner of Get a map and fuck off
How the fuck did he get in there?
Toodle oo
- Oh, no, no, no. Please put those back. - Wait, I'm just hungry.
Well, listen...
How about that ride in?
So, what do you guys got under there?
who's filling in for nostradamus? amy.
We're back baby We're back
Mother fucker
GOSH DARN IT!
Come on, we're paying for a villa. We can do whatever the fuck we want.
Your ears be like: Until they realizetoday is Indie Alternative Hits w/ Hern Dizzle
Of course Steve, that is cool
...which, incidentally, is completely destroyed.
I don't know you. You do not exist.
Hey, relax. Ow. Ow. Ow!
- That's weird. - What is this, a snakeskin?
And we're the four best friends That anybody could have
There we go.
Whoo!
I fucked up
Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper.
- You know what? I want the 100 back. - No, no. Easy.
Waking up morning of the exam.. and realizing the things you still don't know.
I gotta go. Okay. Bye.
I think it's safe to say that our luck has officially turned around, guys.
Because we obviously had a great fucking time.
All right, everybody relax, take it easy.
Okay, first of all, he was a bartender.
Okay. What's up?
That's Doug's.
She’s like a gremlin. Comes with instructions.
Doc, none of us can remember anything from last night Remember?
Tia That Is Not How This Works
Spectora in a month
How are you, my friend? Look at this guy. You're fucking crazy.
Anthony just can’t handle Vegas
Wow, you are the world's shittiest drug dealer.
Sleeves at a time like this?
Paging Dr. Faggot
Well, Stu, Stu, this is a good thing. We have a lead now.
Right. Thanks, Floyd. Thank you very much.
Trust me, kids, you do not wanna be sitting on these benches.
Not to mention he fucked a snail
- Yeah, thanks. - And how exactly are you gonna do that?
That feeling Monday Morning After a RedSox and Patriots win!
WE ARE BACK, BABY!
OH F*CK. I KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT GODDAMN OPEX
On the roof.
He was a bartender on a cruise ship. You know that.
Cool. Good to know.
what happened you have no love for aby?
You've reached Doug. Sorry I missed your call.
Classic
.
- All right. - No.
Doc, none of us can remember anything from last night. Remember?
Make sure... Does it hurt? Does this hurt?
For sure foo, it is cool.
And, if you must know, he didn't even come inside her.
- It's good. Get in. - No. Safety first.
You know, Doug, I was thinking...
It’s after 7PM. I do not know you, you’d notice exist
Rogaine Check
- Anything? Hmm, I got a cigar.
Bob the Builder, Can We Fix It?, Bob the Builder I Want my MTV
I'm just saying, he's still got it
Where you at, Doug?
Page me! AdiÛs.
Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child.
We are back baby! We are fucking back!
You’re good
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Right in the NUTS
Doug
Goddamn it! Gosh darn it!
I
Oh **** Alan I must have mixed up the bags...
You wanna fuck on me?
You got clawed! You're bleeding!
Don't let the private jet fool you. He's a child.
Students are done! Me....
You know, I don't need to go to Vegas. It's dumb.
Really? Like a date?
Dude, what the fuck? What the hell are you doing?
That sounds nice.
Bring my friends some tea, some baklava, huh? Come on.
I know, but we should have gone last weekend.
- He's getting very close to my shaft. - All done. You can change now.
Doctor? Don’t get fancy, Stu. He's not a doctor. He's a dentist
Attention, please. Move out of the way.
Ma'am, in the leopard dress, you have an amazing rack.
Hey guys, you ready to let the moose out
Some guys just can't handle Vegas.
Okay, good or bad, we don't remember so we got nothing to talk about.
toxic bbc radio 2 was on a bowmpappboowowoohimbmobogohoobiwieieiueudesireedagleishmomshouldishouldcallingyoudesireeboboohoupppazone wasen't it? it was! and to this day it still is!
Plus, it’s not a coupon. It’s called a Cindy.
You're gonna mess the car up.
- You should be proud of yourself. - She's wearing my grandmother's ring!
That's perfect. Thank you, Lisa. We'll deal with it tomorrow. Come on.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- World War II. - Died in battle?
- Really? Okay. Upsy-daisy, there.
Those places are filthy. And the worst part is...
Clean, tight. The hole like that, the straw like that.
He was a retarde
Your treat, you good with that?
We just need a credit card on file.
We have so much to do. I... I'm gonna cancel.