Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tomorrow We’re back at the MaDhOuSE

...but the nine of us will never forget.

This is a good thing. No. Check your pockets. Check your pockets.

By the way, where you get that cop car from?

- Whoa, watch it, pervert! - Alan, he's just doing your inseam.

So long gay boys

...so thank you.

Crowd strike Ceo calling microsoft

Some guys jus can’t handle Vegas

America after the debate.

That thing's out of control, man. Seriously, you gotta put it down.

I'll hit an old man in public.

I'M SORRY I'M SORRY YOU MEAN THE BRAND THAT TRICKED YOU INTO BUYING OVERPRICED YOGA PANTS AND GYM SHIRTS ISN'T A GOOD GUY?! @gymshark

I wouldn’t know, because I don’t have Netflix anymore…

Mr. Wenneck, I was... - It's the weekend.

'Wait a second. Could it be? ' And now, I know for sure.

- Yeah, but... - Just wedge the door open.

No, partner, that's not your property.

Boy, you've got a sweet ride there

What? We can't find Doug.

President Faggot

We are not back baby

What the hell is going on?

You wanna fuck on me, cuntfucker?

in regards to getting disteria based on your earlier would you say 2 entities got disteria and survived with all of the varients (but not limited to getting sick?) well yes we've yet to test this but i'd say only 3% survived with the varients.

Tell Sam we can be friends........

It's gonna be okay, Stu.

That's great news.

- What room was it again? - It's 825.

The dean's office is closed see you tomorrow 8:30 AM - 5:00 PM

I got a question. Um, you said when your shift ended.

I thought he was gonna eat my dick.

Vayden is probably face down In a ditch With a methhead buttfucking his corpse

Bored now. Come on.

Get off the sidewalk! Get off the sidewalk!

There you go. That's the stuff.

Ed this morning We all have to watch

- What are you talking about? - I don't care.

He's in denial. Not to mention, she fucked a sailor.

You mean the hardcore Muslim dictator wasn’t a good guy

Drinking in the hot tub. Classic

- There's a fucking tiger in the bathroom. - It's not our baby.

Thanks a lot, pasqualino slide tackle

They are a re-tard

Eleven-oh-five for $800! I am so fucked.

You good with that?

Hey, bro? You mind putting on some pants?

Really. Because now we know that our buddy Doug...

You are too Phil

But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own.

- It was a real pleasure meeting you. - Fuck off.

Hello? Tracy, it's Phil. Yeah, listen, we fucked up. Things got out of control Dripy's not coming home... U need to talk to hot dogs.

How America feels like ! America is back !!!

So long, Swoogins!

Hey, there are Wimbledon cups in there.

Phil, just do something.

I'm no hero. I'm an investment salesman.

Let's go hook up with Doug, we'll deal with the baby later.

Phil? Hello? - Tracy, it's Stu.

That's not gonna happen.

This happens to us every fuckin time Every fuckin time!

He's jacking his little weenis.

I’ll hit an old man in public

- You all right? - Yeah.

Some of these big boys... Gotta give more than 2 shots

Leave me a message or don’t Do me a favor don’t text me it’s gay.

Of course Stu, that is cool.

FIRESTORMS PARENTS HOUSE!!

- Whoa, look out. - Oh, shit.

All right, buddy, we should get a move on.

We had to push it the last mile.

Close to my Shaft

You stole a penguin sign… I didn’t steal anything… I found the sign!

You guys kept talking about some wedding last night.

LUTHERAN. THERE YOU GO WITH THAT WORD. LUTHERAN. WHAT THE HECK IS A LUTHERAN?

Not my problem!

what did harry styles used to say? boy i'm about to have a zayn billy and taj dagleish attack!

Oh, God. We gotta go, buddy. Come on.

Of course Stu… That is Cool!

Yeah, just have a little...

Why the fuck would you wanna steal his tiger?

I won't tell a soul.

WE ARE BACK BABY!

Lisa, I apologize. How much is the villa?

Dr. Faggot Paging Dr. Faggot

First of all Good morning

- That's a used condom, Alan. - Oh, God. Blech!

Crowdstrike Ceo calling microsoft

That IS How This Works Patrick

Ha ha ha... fuck you

- No, that's our missing friend. I don't give a fuck.

If we’re sharing beds, I’m bunking with Dan

Come on man, I’ll be your client

- What? A ferret? - Yeah. Yeah.

All right, what the fuck, man? We gotta get this shit together, guys!

He seemed like a real straight shooter

Stop. Run me over.

You got a fire hose, man?

Some guys just can’t handle vegas

You mean the Republicans at the Trump campaign headquarters weren't good guys?

When they take a little tiger snooze?

QUID PRO QUO, DOUCHE BAG

- Thanks, Neeco. You got it, man.

Uh, nothing. Don't listen to Phil.

Biden Voters In 6 Months

All right, let's pick a room, let's get dressed. Be ready in 30 minutes.

Trump Voters On November 6th 2024

Of course Stu, that is cool!

6-1 odds our car is beat to shit

You mean the troll at the 4Chan wasn't a good guy?

- Holy shit. You think he's still up there? - There's only one way to find out.

How was your soccer game?

- We're going up, guys. - Yeah, that's perfect.

- Look, it's Jade, right? - Very funny, Phil.

Hurricane Irma evacuations got me like

Aw, Jesus Christ!

I SEE ASSHOLES LIKE YOU EVERY DAY EVERY FUCKING DAY

Those almonds are probably, like, $14.

- Holy shit. Yes.

Hey, this is Phil.

So long sharknado boy

- Come on, chop-chop. - Okay, spin around.

We're gonna get you back to Tyson And your cozy tiger bed

- I fully agree. - Oh.

Easy, easy. Come on.

Let me ask you a question:

Couldn’t find a meter

That is disgusting. Why haven't you returned my calls?

LA AHIJADA Yuliana

Make sure he eats the whole thing.

It's not illegal It's frowned upon

Dane is on a heater And you never leave the table when you’re on a heater

I’m just sayin’ He’s still got it

...and you have to lie about Vegas?

Are you kidding?

locked in. there you go again with them words again. what the hell is locked

...and $90 for the field trip to the Griffith Observatory next weekend.

I didn't see Doug because you guys were passed out. The room was a wreck.

We got it. Alan, just relax. And then just... There we go.

You said that several times last night But really you're just an unlicensed eye doctor.

- You're late. - Whatever, man.

- What the fuck is that? - Jesus, Phil.

I'M SORRY YOU MEAN THE BRAND THAT TRICKED YOU INTO BUYING OVERPRICED YOGA PANTS AND GYM SHIRTS ISN'T A GOOD GUY?!

Actually, there was something.

When the early ones Leave the stag do

- He shot Eddie! - Fuck this shit!

What the fuck Is going on BENN

It sounds perfect.

Don't touch anything out there, either.

who's filling in for georgette? brooklyn.

Uh, it's Melissa.

It'd be so cool if I could breast-feed, you know?

- No shit. - Yeah.

He beats him…

Taylor swift night at the country club

Or maybe it's because there's a tiger in our hotel room...

That's right, the three best friends That anybody can have

Do you have anything?

- Boy, you've got a sweet ride there. - Don't touch it.

- Hey, hey, easy with that shit. Come on. - Sorry.

...and I came back and you were gone.

- Your language is offensive. Fuck you!

Okay, I jammed five roofies in there.

That sounds right. No, no. He definitely was.

Don’t touch it. Don’t even look

we're gonna hit this wine tasting

OMHA’s WE ARE BACK

Killed Sad to be killed

Damn, Vy gone be pissed off at me on that one

What do you say?

Well, the first thing was we were on the roof...

Don't even look at it. Go on, get out.

Oh, don't worry about Omar, he's not with us no more.

That was twice, and I was out of line.

What he said yep

You said that you're a doctor several times last night, but really you are just an EdD. Stu is Paul ... Paul is Stu

i want my purse assholes

What else? Um...

I'm not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school.

Jupiter? Like the Planet?

We are getting Brian back