Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and we lost jwaterfalls

- Shit. Heh, heh, heh.

Toodaloo Mother fucker

Yeah. That IS WEIRD

Well, then we're shit out of luck

Paging Dr Fantastic

- Highway robbery. - It's criminal.

You can do this. Just focus.

I got a massive headache, okay? Let's just calm down.

You know, when you go to Vegas...

Audrey is on a heater! You never walk away from a table when you are on a heater!

Oh, we have been looking everywhere for you.

You just nailed the baby.

Watch it pervert!

"THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR THAT GEAR."

...but I think he's kind of a sweetheart.

Who the fuck is this? It's Alan. Tracy's brother. - I met you, like, four times.

All right, good, because I need everybody to focus.

Cryptocles We ARE Back Baby!

...and we lost Doug.

I fucking hate my life.

Okay, if it's, "No big deal," why, when I come after you guys...

Tim Walz was robbed by Samolis He was a retard

What? I've found a baby before

Damn Marshall Gotta keep your baggies right!

She looks beautiful, man.

The Doug we are looking for is a white

I don't want them. He ruined it.

I know. The reception up here's crazy.

You mean to tell me I have to go to work everyday?! Every day! Every Freaking day!!

I have something to show you

You are too Lesley

Happy Birthday Dr. Faggot

Wha... What happened to Omar?

That is exactly what I needed to hear.

Alan, how we doing, buddy? - Good.

In the face! In the face!

No love for eddie?

You don't get it. Caitlyn checks my statements.

All right, fine. Okay, we'll take it with us.

- What are you getting at? - Yeah, Phil, what are you getting at?

When you hear DeSantis was in an accident But didn’t get hurt

- Oh, Jesus! Oh, my God.

- Not you. Doug, what did you say before? - I said groundies.

Biden voters checking their gas receipt.

Let's get some coffee and get the fuck out of Nevada before housekeeping shows.

you mean the guy named Mr came-in-snatch wasn't a good guy?

Thank you, guys.

Denver Road trip!!!

- No fucking way. Give me that. - Wa... Wa... Wait.

- Okay, that's not what you do. - Really?

So the ribs here Are they deep fried?

- I see assholes like you every day. - Every fucking day.

I love you so much.

Chattooga County May 2025

Happy birthday Dr. Faggot!

I can’t go within 200 feet of a school... Or a Chuck E. Cheese.

- Alan should do it. - Alan took a punch from Mike Tyson.

When someone asks to Drive your rzr

Okay, here we go. Patient name, Phil Wenneck, 2:45 a. m. Arrival.

Only instead of Doug its Canada Getting butt fucked by a meth head

Phil, just do it. You should do it.

Our best friend Doug is probably facedown in a ditch right now...

I want you to know john, I'm a steel trap

And three days ago...

Um, there's a phone in your room.

...when Reed introduced me to you guys, I thought:

You heard me. Don't look at me, either.

- What are you talking about? - The bachelor party, the whole night. It...

- Ew. Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? - Yes.

I was freaking out. I missed you, sweetie.

You are too, Nick

QUID PRO QUO, DOUCHE BAG.

IB Class of 2021

Then I vote we torch the cop car and all this shit with it.

Stop pulling. Can you just...? Hold on.

- Oh, my God! Fuck it!

It keeps going straight to voicemail.

- I gotta call you back. Bye. - Come on.

You're already married, so we're good there.

- You wanna back out? - Shut up.

Tim Yuhas Some guys just can’t handle the Joint Stacc

yaumb! yaumb! ow! ow! lesoluko! lesiluko! ow! banal! banal! touch the chin! ow! ban snap (electric blanket smacks) owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! guller giller! owpoiuns!

Cmon man, I’ll be your Jimbo

How am I supposed to calm down? Look around you.

- Well, I know, but... - Stu, what the fuck?

Don walking out of your office

Now, this is Vegas.

Hey, hey, easy with that shit.

It’s a purse. Ok?

Hey brotha I fucked up

What is going on?!

Mujhe pata hai mai nakaara hoon Aur aapko bhi

You're an idiot.

I can't do it with just him, though. I need the chick. I need both parties.

- Yeah, we threw it out the window. - No, impossible.

Hey guys, you ready to let the moose out?

...where they wait to be interviewed by the arresting officers.

- Hey, Tracy! It's Phil. Hey, Phil.

I’m not even gonna say anything it’s so embarrassing.

- What? Your purse? - That's not a purse, it's a satchel.

I'm getting a soda. Do you guys want anything?

Come on, just till Barstow. Everybody's passing us.

- This is great. - Whoa!

You heard me. It's Sin City.

Karl Burgi and David Bem When Aaron LaVoy post a video correcting a curled hoof

- So long, gay boys. - Wait a second.

Rolling into Shilo tomorrow while the members are all trying to walk on

And she bought it

Hookers and adultery. Classic

Okay, what's up? You guys are acting weird.

Hello? - Ahem, Brittney, it's Phil.

Please leave a message after...

It's Doug, it's Doug.

Our Best Friend Bri Is Probably Head First in a Ditch Right Now

Wenneck, Price, Garner. Room 3.

We need this marriage annulled. You do annulments?

- You sure? I mean, you love this car. - Doug, it's just a car.

That’s a good idea Dr. Faggot

No. No, we don't remember.

It's got, uh, Ted Danson and Magnum P.I. And that Jewish actor.

Ruphylin. Roofies. Commonly known as the date-rape drug.

What do you mean? I got up this morning, I went to get coffee...

New phone, who dis? I've met you like four times

The hats and mugs package Next order: Mark & Shannon

Just make sure to put some Armor All on the tires so the sand doesn't seep in.

Of course Stu, that is cool.

Don't touch it. Don't even look at it.

Yeah, that's nice.

- I don't want the thing. - Hey! Come on.

Is it cool like Cole’s? It’s classic Cole.

what happened you have no love for aby?

Yeah. That is weird.

Quid pro crow douchebag

Is this all one suite?

This is how you walk. This is how you walk.

SO LONG, GAY BOYS….

Okay. All right. Let's just track this thing.

- Do you remember? - Yeah, the small guy. Like a monkey.

What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze?

You're actually gonna wear that or are you guys fucking with me?

- Why are you being so quiet? - I'm not being quiet.

Some guys just can’t handle St. Charles

Hey, sweetie, it's okay. I got a little snack for you.

You are cracking my balls, man.

...that's somebody's daughter

He was a retarde

- I want to... I'd like to...

I don't know, but we're gonna figure it out.

...and we're gonna come back in the morning.

What about the baby?

taj what does it mean when zayn goes woman act like it right now? it means he wants you to dress up and be a woman right now.

Shut that baby up! Shut that baby up!

Paging Dr. Inferno

Bring money to Big Rock in Mojave Desert at dawn.

Jesus, You're like a Gremlin with rules and shit...

Ohhhh Joshhh...

And you never walk away from the table When you're on a heater

Thanks again, champ. And, uh, again, we are so sorry we stole your tiger.

I'm sorry, she's had a little too much to drink.

Adultery and hooters. Classic

Officer Palmer becomes a man

OF COURSE DUDE, THAT IS COOL

Shoe Me The Money!!

The Doug we are looking for is a white

I’m sorry I fudged up guys

Got that…motherfuckers?!

It says uh, “sorry I couldn’t solve racism, here’s 4 bucks”

Biden voters in 6 months

I’m just sayin.... He’s still got it

How does a tiger get in the bathroom? It almost killed me.

Like, 20 bucks.

The Doug we are looking for is a White

- Why are you being so quiet? - I'm not being quiet.