Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, you're gonna be dating again.

Why aren't you with Jacqueline?

Blimp Aficionado.

Jacqueline needs me to get the duck over here,

Look, Cyrus, you got to cool it with the gay rights stuff.

- DJ. - Ugh. Still?

Should I bring a tarp? Will I get wet?

You're Julian now.

This antique Savonnerie.

No, no, no, it's great. They apologized.

Oh, I think I heard of them.

Nope. Titus almost gave in to the haters today.

You can't do this to my home.

It's just gonna get tagged.

Mm, everyone's looking at me.

Really? So you can spend money on stuff like that?

Well, maybe this new guy has a weird brother for me.

Well, I picked up all your old mail.

Another rich guy would've made it look like I needed money.

How is this what I told you to do?

You're Watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt On NBC

That son of a bitch.

No, no, no, believe me, Jacqueline, I'd love to, but I can't.

the restaurant is actually able to pay me.

So we can talk about more important things,

My precious books.

I do that skin therapy where you put on a helmet full of bees.

Why couldn't she be a successful businesswoman

His name is Douglas, and he's coasting on looks.

We're going out tonight, and you're my wingman.

But maybe they're not really dead.

We're wiring this whole neighborhood before they put up the new development.

When your family asks why u don't have a boyfriend yet

They drew a Michael Jordan mustache on me.