Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

sign your yearbook. Oh!

Hey, Brent. Hey, Jason.

Septembrie 23, 1976

No matter what happens,

How many times have I told you not to fight with your sister?

¶ and they knew that it was much more than a hunch ¶

I thought you were--

I got to go. I'm about to be paged.

if you're not Roy Martin,

Children: All right!

Peter: Alice, watch out. Mr. Martin has a gun.

his appetite will come back.

And who are you?

Enough! The very idea of it--

[The monkees' last train to clarksville playing]

Well, except for your eyesight...

[Lisping] Cindy.

[Chuckles] $50?

And Greg's a really great driver.

I don't think Roy is really Roy.

They bought everything!

I think you all have some explaining to do.

Hip-hop? Sounds like something a rabbit listens to.

Here! Right here, sweetie.

but I want to be an adventurer like you.

¶ till the one day when the lady met this fellow ¶

I haven't brought back 30 pounds of horse

"Most popular girl at westdale high."

Jan: That's not it, mom.

I'm sure he'll be calling very soon.

My name is Roy Martin.

Being top dog is what it's all about.

All right, gang, it looks like

How about my girlish figure?

Don't you like my meatloaf?

George seems really far-out.

that I almost lost the one thing I love the most:

and no one will get to see my new barrette.

Just the ones you had in your room.

That's right, Alice.

Oh, I couldn't!

Ok. Let me clarify things. You're a loser,

"Jan--2, 4, 6, 8.

[Cindy thinking] If I wasn't so busy looking for my doll,

Together: Honey, are you all right?

My former band group members got into a new school, Tina.

And he's kidnapped mom and taken her to Hawaii.

Ok, everybody, time to throw the bouquet.

but I was so busy trying to be a good Brady

the boat you were traveling on when you found the horse,

there's the Mountain. This must be the spot.

[gasps] All: Ooh.

but if you let me tell you the truth, I could save us both.

Well, uh, sweetheart,

I'm looking for Carol Brady.

Hey, Mr. Martin.

These ruins got to be close.

Oh, you're so romantic.

My pleasure, Mr. Brady.

He turned out to be not such a nice guy after all.

They're heavy into kitsch.

Mrs. Whitman is in the middle of a baby shower.

Peter, drumsticks are not toys.

[Theme from i dream of Jeannie playing]

shag carpeting, and formica.

Hold that thought.

There's nothing wrong with raising money

Kids are like little people, only younger.

Septembrie 18, 1976

Careful, Mike. He's got a gun.

This is all David’s fault…

[Deep, sultry voice] Yes, Greg?

but I promised them the horse,

Caveat emptor, Roy,

Is there anything you'd like me to find for you, Alice?

Or, really, I guess it would be

and I think we need to make some changes around here.

Really? That I'd like to see.

I need to talk to you about something,

You're carrying this out

Oh, good. They're here.

Auntie em! Auntie em!

Johnny, could you keep an eye on Peter for me?

Just a circle of fire, you know, some cloaks, and a creepy doll with twigs for eyes, right?

Mike's my husband...

Mike, where's that boy of yours?

Septembrie 2, 1976

I ate the spaghetti too and I feel just fine.

Get yourselves to the gap, fast.

Roy, this horse is very important to you, isn't it?

Mrs. Brady, aim for me.

I came, I saw, I conquered.

this doll doesn't seem so important after all.

George is in New York on vacation.

and took his place on the basketball team.

Stick his head in the toilet and flush it.

Well, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to get up

Sorry to wake you up, but...

¶ sha na na na na na na na na ¶

¶ that's the way we all became the Brady bunch ¶

if I were back with marcia... And jan...And Cindy.

at my meatloaf the other night.

Well, you better hurry up, Peter. We're going to be late.

Um...It's none of my business,

He must think we're having Turkey for lunch.

Mike: Kids, why don't you have a seat on the couch

Officer, I need you to check on someone for me.