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I'm gonna bill you for that, too.
That's very special, isn't it?
You have fractured it. It's a hairline fracture.
- Great, thanks. - You're welcome.
My appointment was for 11:30, yours for 11:45.
I'll give you $5 back on Friday, I promise.
- I didn't have money for parking. - It's always the parking.
- I'll make a note. - I've been waiting so long.
Could you do me a big favor? I owe her money, okay?
No, I am not kidding. I read your script, I billed you.
You're fighting interior decorators?
- I'm being serious. - I don't see the book I need here.
Larry, you're an animal!
Did she say anything?
I can't do anything, Larry, until you pay my wife's fee...
- What happened? - I got in a fight.
Hey, hold the door!
- Marissa Winnaker? - Yeah.
Sorry, I got to hang up, I'm at the lawyer's now.
What do you think, I was born yesterday? Come on, buddy, cough it up!
Oh, my God, you know what? I gave the $20.
I'm sitting here and elevator, and... Liar, the elevator!
You know what? Quite frankly, I should have read it, because it needs work.
He's the man
- And my appointment is for 11:30. - Sir, it was just a few minutes before you.
Excuse me, please!
How was your meeting with Diane Keaton?
She doesn't have to know you gave it to me because she left it on my machine.
Hi, Kim, I'm Diane's assistant.
You know what time my appointment was? Why do you care what time it was?
Hi, Diane, I'm sorry I'm late.