Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-You sure I can't give you a ride home? -I think if my mom saw me

♪ So, you wanna start a war ♪

for the guy to have taken my dad's wallet, I guess.

[Jughead] Once Mrs. Andrews got to town...

Oh. Betty. If that beanie-wearing cad defiled you, at least,

-[Archie] How is he? -Well, we got the bullet out

His goal was something else.

Your dad's clothes and belongings. Everything he had on him.

And now me and my dad, we're witnesses. Pop Tate, too.

-I'd be asking if you-- -We didn't.

in the small town of Greendale, just on the other side of Sweetwater River.

was gonna let Hiram Lodge's bitch run the show,

Without a helmet?

-Always. -No, we're good, Pop.

Pop Tate called an ambulance, and it didn't come so I drove here--

Would you look at that? You know, Veronica's gonna love it.

[monitor beeping]

Betty, no. No way. Did you learn nothing from me and Joaquin?

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, not when there's a snake in its limbs.

-Wait, Archie. What are you doing? -I have to walk Vegas.

Why are you trying to push Fred out of this deal?

I've been thinking about what I can say to you.

♪ La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la ♪

[inaudible dialogue]

Actually, Mom, we're not. We're in trouble here.

Archie, have you spoken to your mother about any of this yet?

So, uh... what happened, Pop? From your point of view?

I could've done anything, to comfort my dad, to get the gun away from the guy.

♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la ♪

But I guess I did.

You are gonna need to hold tight.

Now you're riding a motorcycle, which you've never done.

♪ With a loaded gun ♪

And if you move, it is quietly, and with my blessing.

[cell phone rings]

But who would be evil enough to do that? And why?

Maybe we can help.