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Just give us a smidge to tidy up.
(yawns, groans)
So, grab a piece of fabric and have at it!
(Captain Badminton chuckles)
♪ Dying to be with her wasn't any sacrifice ♪
-Black Pete (softly): Hey! No! -Uh, well, in that case--
♪ If you've the yen to pluck
Or, or drinking.
tell me about your colorful crew.
I suppose so, yes.
-(flies buzzing) -Oh!
Um... being a pirate captain.
Surrender! You have no chance of escape!
-(clanks) -Gah!
minor royalty from Essex, and you love horse riding. Next!
"If someone returns from the raid mentally devastated,
Ten times as many men, 10 times as many guns.
What?! No... no.
Captain Stede: Some men are born to be pirate captains.
Officer Wellington: We saw you.
Don't panic!
Well, I'm the only crew member who can read.
and kick its ass.
Why is that ship so big?
Open your eyes, child.
Sounds to me like sewing can be pretty tough.
-Oluwande: Mm. -A lot of those, which I, I like them,
We can always kill him the day after.
-Ah. -...upended your entire comfortable life...
-we're actually on a bit of a tight schedule, aren't we? -Ah, Stede...
No, I recall you were a plumper.
♪ I pledge my love to her
Yeah... it's fine.
-Fisherman: Take care of the plant. -Adios!
♪
Exactly.
-Oh, that's very good. -Oluwande: Oh, thank you.
Captain Badminton?
-God! -I'm gettin' too old fer the hand-to-hand violence.
♪ To death we go, to certain death we go ♪
We've managed so far.
Because you lucked into it.
(melancholy music playing)
♪ To see me and my love
said the wooden boy,
I thought that was fairly badass.