Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Ev'ry time I climb...

be mentally devastated by what they've witnessed.

What's that rumor?

It's a warnin' shot, Captain!

I'm not fuckin' sewing.

(light music playing)

You know, piratin' is not for everyone.

Well, I don't really have a problem with the Captain.

-No, that's the worst thing you could do. -No? Sorry.

No, really. Smells of ass and runny cheese on that thing.

-We're under attack. -Just wait, it might blow over.

I mean... it's true.

Baby Bonnet, that's who.

Oh, it was all in good fun, of course.

-Oh, no, yeah. -It's a really dangerous lifestyle.

A lot of the guys are sweethearts deep down.

We easily could've done the same thing.

Captain Badminton: Oh, and there was the time with the horse!

Traditionally, piracy is a culture of abuse--

Hmm? Do you remember the day with the rowboat?

♪ Happy on our ledge

And now, you're a pirate.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. What now, Captain?

the King, and the Navy, and all that.

Now, where was I?

You may. Come on.

Captain Stede: Hello? Excuse me?

'Cause they're witches.

You don't think it'll actually get that bloody, do you?

Captain Stede: That's all I'll ever be.

Black Pete: We vote on it.

Well, I think that worked well.

And does it have to be a sword, or can you use--

Look, the point is... we should be pillaging!

♪ Sounds quite nice, I could say that twice ♪

Just a bunch of upper-crust lads

Hey, could you pass the black thread, pretty please?

-Let's have fun with it. -Stealing a plant is hardly swashbuckling.

Fisherman: We're just fishermen!