Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ And choke you out, that's a pirate's life ♪
I mean, I suppose if you kind of--
Officer Wellington: What on Earth is that?
Good, all right. Should we go for that one?
There you go.
Those guys were even tougher.
No! No, no.
-Yeah... Yeah, but look, -Captain Stede: Yeah.
(tense music playing)
Well, pull yourself together then.
What the hell was that?!
Just the basics should do it.
So, any questions?
Well, we don't even have a flag, for one.
Something I've always encouraged.
They were super tough. With a flag like that? Please.
She's an English Naval warship, turns out.
but I'm sure you're busy with all your things,
The ballroom.
That's not-- Is that true?
but in reality,
I gather some of you feel as though we're not real pirates.
Captain Stede: I know you love it,
My family's here, now. At sea.
Oh god.
(cutlery clinking)
Yeah, because everyone up there wants you dead!
Ooh.
(sniffles) Stupid puppet pulled it off.
Yeah, some of us thrive on danger, don't we?
Not 'cause you deserve it
-Officer Wellington: We know you're there. -Get up!
You did this intentionally.
(gasps)
having to kill.
-Right. -On purpose.
Throw 'em overboard?
since I've, uh, done the old hand-to-hand.