Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He'll be dead soon. We might as well enjoy it while it lasts.

An initiation of sorts.

And... then it will be me

(chuckles) Always playing pranks on one another.

-Pirates: Aww. -Oluwande: None of us can read.

-Ahh! -(all grunting)

You can't! Oh, Baby Bonnet, you do tickle me.

Frenchie: ♪ Ohh, a pirate's life sounds just right ♪

I'm crying. (laughing)

-(swords clinking) -(pirates grunting)

And maybe even share a bit of what's going on inside.

♪ Ful-lil-lad-dee-lil-idi-o

trying our hand at the seafaring life.

-Oh. -He'd like to come aboard and apologize in person.

Hoy, hoy! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Break it up!

(all exclaiming)

Quickly! Please!

-(laughter) -Captain Stede: Right, well, this has been quite a blast,

I'd simply ask you to, uh, reframe that criticism

Weeks we've been out here with nothing to show for it.

Captain Badminton of His Majesty's Royal Navy sends his regards.

What's back here?

Oh, no, none taken. It's true.

No two quite alike?

And they've got knives in their feet.

Some of us won't be coming back.

-(animals bleating) -Non-humans.

Actually, everyone knows cats are very evil because they steal children's breath.

-you'd knock 'em out. -Ah. (chuckles)

♪ Sounds quite nice, we won't live long ♪

And you cried all the time, and liked to pick flowers.

Everythin' is not good.

♪ Where I pledge my love to my Lady Fair ♪

♪ Lovely as lace, and cold as ice ♪

♪ Pirate's life, short but nice ♪

(laughs) I mean, who brings an entire library to sea?