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I'm about to be Black enough for both of us.
♪ For putting the world at ease ♪
You bet your bottom dollar we are.
Hey, what's up with Jessi?
-Oh, me, oh, my. Mm! -Okay.
Don't worry, Missy, I got it.
-That's your boyfriend? -Yes.
Okay, fine.
You know who doesn't code switch?
-Now, Nick-- -Tell her he fucking sucks!
Mmm. You taste like a song.
You ruined Coach Steve's birthday.
You don't mean that! My hair is fantastic.
-Happens all the time, love. -And that fucking voice!
I know that, Caleb.
Because you fill the role as the cool Black kid
Yes, I know. Obviously.
-Hey, Missy. -Oh, hey, Devon.
♪ Happy birthday to me ♪
Do you and your little braids have something to say?
[Jessi] Okay.
What about Jay-Z?
-Oh, that's true. -We gotta know about the Beatles,
but I will say Nick's got a dark fuckin' heart
With his curly, brown hair looking like cute little popcorn shrimps. Mm!
It's honestly not important.
Well, it's a little tricky, but let me break it down for you.
That's my vape pen.
-Hey, Connie? Quick pow-wow. -Yeah?
Holy Scott Foley, I can't believe we're being so Whiskey Cavalier
That's not how this works, and FYI,
♪ Oh, ooh, ooh! ♪
Andrew, you should be taking notes.
Let's go, while Coach Steven is distracted.
Hey, Nick. Can we talk?
-Hey, Jessi, what's your surname? -Yeah, tell us, Jessi.
[sighs] I think they're right, Connie.
♪ Happy birthday to... ♪ [hums]
I don't wanna get in the middle of this shit,
Yeah, everybody's gonna get burnt up to a crisp,
And your news media's the fucking spoon, innit?
and I know it's the new thing, but please, please,
Something happened to Thomas Donut?
We kinda made our own luck. We ditched.
What about gummy chest hair?
I don't know, I think maybe Nick has a point.
And you're just hooking up with some random asshole
Yeah. Jessi Brown, not present. [laughs]
to celebrate your birthday?