Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fine.
Granted, Lionel is cool and can pull off a striped sweater,
Mom, just so you know, this is actually a sculpture of Lainey's head.
with my girlfriend.
How mysterious and sexy.
which I will never, ever, ever give.
I take a casual, non-committal approach to parenting.
What does this have to do with Valentine's Day or anything?
I've been looking at Lainey with my eyes
I can't! I'm busy!
Bevy, do you really want to have the only kid in the world
The point is, I give up, okay?
And I was willing to risk everything.
There isn't an us.
Stop doing what you're doing!
but that's just too small a gift for the love of my life.
Look, I know I'm not down in the trenches like the two of you,
Cool. Cool. So, I've come to a major life decision. We're done.
He said it's not a game.
Behold.
gives me a longing look because she didn't realize
I'll just rent it on Beta.
Shh!
It's my master plan. Here we go.
Don't say the "P" word when the "M" word is around.
who's afraid to see an R-rated movie?
Or major turbulence.
Well, too bad. And if you think I'm angry,
No, it's not what you think, okay?
Well, maybe just check to see that everything's okay.
Oh, no. Just wait. Here's where she turns around,
Shut up, Robert. Everyone knows you gave yourself that flower.
What's going on in here? Porky's!
Hello?
Wow. Your forehead's so big.
got botched plastic surgery.
¶ 'Cause You Know Just what to say
Don't worry. I'll go get some paper towels.
Yes! And she loves him, too!
All right, son.
Or I knee him in the coin purse
Spending all that money on flowers
the movie I've been dying to see.