Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I feel like Porky's graphic adult content wasn't blatant.

But Sunday's Valentine's Day.

I thought they were doves.

And this video right here is the most romantic story ever told.

That was not easy and cost me every bit of my dignity.

¶ But nonetheless I feel the need to say

and we'll let you steer the plane.

(LAUGHS) You looked! Means you're a dummy.

No, I'm the opposite of that.

I get it. I suck at sculptering.

Good suggestion, my little angel.

And you have my respect.

They don't know? They should know!

Aw. Just a few more minutes?

Doves. Someone must like you.

when I should really be looking at her with my hands.

You're gonna lose your Nintendo. You're gonna lose your telephone. You have no more snuggies, no more nothing.

my dad just wanted me to ignore the rules.

I know, but the fact that you love me

Please. Don't be.

no matter the consequence.

It made the cool kids feel cooler

Well, not if I contact every video store in the state.

ADULT ADAM: Valentine's Day was fast approaching,

Okay, I know you told me to buy Lainey flowers,

my brother's only option was the Love-A-Gram.

Well, then I'll do a mass mailing for your photo.