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Geoff, this has to stop.
Don't call me son with pride ever again.
Go and make mom unground me.
It's okay, Naked Rob. You'll find love one day.
Ceramics, am I right? Can we talk about us?
¶ I Can See It In Your Smile
You really took a big swing.
we leave the parenting to me and Bev.
Wait. Did he say five hours?
How long have you been here?
And I did not try smoking,
What's that right there? I never noticed that.
Well, what do you know?
Me.
(SNIFFS)
(TV SHUTS OFF)
My girlfriend lives there.
Dog treats? Uh huh. But we don’t have a... You ever check your phone after being away from it? But no notifications? Tal-king, wal-king, gaw
WOMAN: This is how I see you.
Yeah. That's why I want to see it.
Toss it in the trash.
Thing? It looks like Sloth from the Goonies,
Boy, you're really not good at this.
Now you're telling me to cheat the theater out of the price of a ticket?
(CHUCKLES) Please don't touch my face.
and then you sneak into Porky's.
Oh, God! Why am I here? What have I done?
You think they'll believe I'd see that garbage twice in a week?
Oh, it's wonderful.
Also, happy Valentine's Day.