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I'm not taking a two-week cruise.
That's your dad. He likes to stay late. You don't have to.
- Hey, hey, fellas. - Hey, Rich.
Well, I think visiting hours are over.
- Gloria won't go if Arlene doesn't go. - Arlene told me...
Now, stay there. I'll be right back.
I had a brother-in-law who had his tonsils out.
You see, Dad, I have this date tonight, and...
- Okay? - Fine.
Chuck Berry, the Mellow Kings, Gloria Hoffsteader and me.
Well, when will he be back?
There's nothing to get upset about, Howard.
I got everything but the Saturday Evening Post.
Oh, I'm sorry. I think Joanie used it to play cat's cradle.
but you sure have rotten luck.
I already sold the tickets, but I happen to have another pair.
Listen, I promise I won't bother you anymore.
and the portable radio.
Dr. McKay's asking Dad why he has a sock around his neck.
I just gotta lock up
Well, like Doris Day says:
- But why are you breaking it? - Because I have to work tonight.