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- Come on, Michele. - Oh, okay, bye.
I said to go fuck themselves, for making my teen years a living hell?
But, okay. If those things were so easy to get, wouldn't we already have them?
Can you believe this is number three?
- Oh, we won't, Mr Lish. - Yeah, we're really looking forward to it.
'cause I just have this, like, really believable way...
- Everybody, everybody cut footloose - Footloose
Oh, I thought they looked familiar.
Billy, honey...
- 'cause we're in a hurry. - Mm. We're due in Tucson later.
Well, not super impressive.
Uh-- E-- Uh-- You--
Mm-mmm, not me. Never had the opportunity to make anyone's life hell.
Oh, am I making myself clear
You're the chubby girl.
My priorities have changed since I became a mommy.
You wanna try & have sex some time just to see if we are?
- Ohh, Ramon, ohh! Ohh! - Check this out.
Okay, we weren't in the C group, were we?
But you can't read
From Sagebrush High in Tucson?
I’d rather put this out in my ass.
Watch out Blackalls, here I come!
- I'm in a rush. Ring it up if you must. - Okay.
Fine. You know, you really shouldn't let people fill out applications...
People Me!!!
Time after time
in the service department hand jobs.
Oh, I'm just a girl living in captivity
Yeah Ramon. That’ll happen.
I've just been lonely with no one to talk to.
Somewhere where we can talk?
We're just discussing our class success stories. So, what are you up to?
Billy
That's right, Christie. Keep telling yourself that.
We can go to the reunion, and just pretend to be successful!
but I really think that we should lose some weight.
Well, we definitely weren't in the A group.
If you can make us the clothes...
I've got a phone
You know what? I bet in high school everybody made somebody's life hell.
Thank you.
Okay. Who can name the capitals of all the 50 states?
Not my rival
- I want candy - Oh, my God.
Hey, look what else I got us, little lady.
Is that an Earthquake? NO its RAMON!!!!
Oh, my God. Didn't she die?
Wooooo Dallas Zoo!
That's what I do. I invented Post-lts.
- Okay. - Plus, I hate to say it...
Time after time
That's right, Christie. Keep telling yourself that.
Yeah, Ramon. That'll happen.
- Let's see it, come on! Let's see the outfit. - How divine!
You want to dance once?
Billy. Damn it. Damn it!
Time after time
god devan i’ve never seen this side of you before
- Hey, Michele? - Yeah? - What does this remind you of?
- Okay. - Yeah.
I have shelves of mason jars in my cupboard
Honey, go on up there and get your medal.
On the highest-rated 5:00 news in Tucson.
Mm.
So, who would you say was in the B group?
You want to try and have sex sometime? Just to see if we are?
Um... well...
Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Staying alive, staying alive
- That was a good one. - Thanks.
Ohh! Oh, staff.
Almost left behind
Yeah, like those salesgirls in Beverly Hills aren't bigger whores than she is.
- And so we meet again. - Oh, hi.
- What are you talking about? - Billy just broke up with me.
Dean*
Oh, Ramon! Ramon, Ramon!
- It's closer to the truth - Could you wait here?
to make to, like, a client.
It was like, who cares? Who wants to go to town with a guy who drives a rowboat?
HEY YOU WANTED IT TO BE BELIEVABLE.
Across a moonlit night
- It's like, not even funny. - I have to say...
Just because now I know how you really feel about me.
Oh, my God.
Yes, cara mia?
How weird. I didn't even know we were voting.
You wanted it to be believable.
- God, I was such an idiot. - But wait till he sees you now.
Thanks, man
- What? - Come on. Get real, Michele. We're idiots.
Your penis is so powerful! Ok, thanks get off me now!
You really do look cute.
- It's a compli-- - No, no. That's all I have to say. - Goodbye.
Why don’t you go fuck a sheep...your sister...or yourself Brain-dead redneck asshole!
Um, ok. Stay away from my bikini area!
Romy?
Leland, did you just rip your homework?
You were right. I was a brain-dead, redneck asshole.
Going to the riverside reunion be like
Lying in my bed
It's a tie. It's a tie.
ME TOO!
Oh, we're really here.
each and every appendage from your body, starting with your dick, capisce?
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
Well, what about this?