Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Billy, honey...
I've got a phone
Oh, I thought they looked familiar.
It's a tie. It's a tie.
- Ohh, Ramon, ohh! Ohh! - Check this out.
How weird. I didn't even know we were voting.
Oh, I'm just a girl living in captivity
in the service department hand jobs.
- What are you talking about? - Billy just broke up with me.
Well, not super impressive.
- Come on, Michele. - Oh, okay, bye.
- I want candy - Oh, my God.
Dean*
Can you believe this is number three?
You wanna try & have sex some time just to see if we are?
Time after time
to make to, like, a client.
Somewhere where we can talk?
Your penis is so powerful! Ok, thanks get off me now!
We're just discussing our class success stories. So, what are you up to?
On the highest-rated 5:00 news in Tucson.
Fine. You know, you really shouldn't let people fill out applications...
- And so we meet again. - Oh, hi.
Why don’t you go fuck a sheep...your sister...or yourself Brain-dead redneck asshole!
- Oh, we won't, Mr Lish. - Yeah, we're really looking forward to it.
Oh, am I making myself clear
Billy. Damn it. Damn it!
But, okay. If those things were so easy to get, wouldn't we already have them?
That's what I do. I invented Post-lts.
- Hey, Michele? - Yeah? - What does this remind you of?
Is that an Earthquake? NO its RAMON!!!!
- 'cause we're in a hurry. - Mm. We're due in Tucson later.
Mm-mmm, not me. Never had the opportunity to make anyone's life hell.
You want to try and have sex sometime? Just to see if we are?
but I really think that we should lose some weight.
ME TOO!
From Sagebrush High in Tucson?
- It's like, not even funny. - I have to say...
Yeah, Ramon. That'll happen.
- Everybody, everybody cut footloose - Footloose
- What? - Come on. Get real, Michele. We're idiots.
Oh, we're really here.
Ohh! Oh, staff.
- It's a compli-- - No, no. That's all I have to say. - Goodbye.
Mm.
If you can make us the clothes...
Um, ok. Stay away from my bikini area!
Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Staying alive, staying alive
Thanks, man
each and every appendage from your body, starting with your dick, capisce?
'cause I just have this, like, really believable way...
But you can't read
You were right. I was a brain-dead, redneck asshole.
Okay, we weren't in the C group, were we?
Yeah, like those salesgirls in Beverly Hills aren't bigger whores than she is.
Oh, my God.
People Me!!!
That's right, Christie. Keep telling yourself that.
Not my rival
I said to go fuck themselves, for making my teen years a living hell?
Watch out Blackalls, here I come!
- It's closer to the truth - Could you wait here?
You're the chubby girl.
Okay. Who can name the capitals of all the 50 states?
Romy?
Across a moonlit night
Yes, cara mia?
Yeah Ramon. That’ll happen.
Almost left behind
Time after time
It was like, who cares? Who wants to go to town with a guy who drives a rowboat?
My priorities have changed since I became a mommy.
We can go to the reunion, and just pretend to be successful!
Well, we definitely weren't in the A group.
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
You know what? I bet in high school everybody made somebody's life hell.
Just because now I know how you really feel about me.
Time after time
- God, I was such an idiot. - But wait till he sees you now.
- Okay. - Plus, I hate to say it...
You want to dance once?
Um... well...
HEY YOU WANTED IT TO BE BELIEVABLE.
Leland, did you just rip your homework?
Well, what about this?
Wooooo Dallas Zoo!
Oh, Ramon! Ramon, Ramon!
Lying in my bed
Oh, my God. Didn't she die?
Honey, go on up there and get your medal.
I’d rather put this out in my ass.
I have shelves of mason jars in my cupboard
Hey, look what else I got us, little lady.
Billy
- Okay. - Yeah.
Going to the riverside reunion be like
So, who would you say was in the B group?
That's right, Christie. Keep telling yourself that.
You really do look cute.
god devan i’ve never seen this side of you before
Uh-- E-- Uh-- You--
I've just been lonely with no one to talk to.
You wanted it to be believable.
Thank you.
- I'm in a rush. Ring it up if you must. - Okay.
- That was a good one. - Thanks.
- Let's see it, come on! Let's see the outfit. - How divine!