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Oh, my God. Is that Heather?
For almost ten years now.
I was kidding
Damn this is getting good y'all I bet this 12 year old boy is making that 24 year woman feel good
Yay, yay!
Stay away from my bikini area! Umm….ok!
Um, I think we're about, like, two years away from that.
- Why don't you go fuck a sheep or your sister or yourself? - Oh, yeah
See you!
in our entire graduating class.
for us to have our picture taken together?
Okay, smile! Great! Thanks a lot!
So many reasons for me to run and hide
Me!!
Not until you admit that
Go-go music really makes us dance
- You got me turning up and turning down - Okay, I give up. What are you doing?
Paul’s as fat as Rocky; he is.
But it is actually kind of sad.
Okay, Toby. Fuck off!
I am the Mary and you are the Rhoda
Let me take care of this.
No offence, Michele...
Anyway, are you going?
God, Billy looks cute in his tux.
Wait, I can't find my top.
- They don't? - Well, do you think it's impressive...
I invented Post-Its.
I'm the-- You're a pasty hag on a deathbed.
I smoke marlboros, as well as drink Diet Sunkist. why does everybody hate me for that?
If you're lost you can look and you will find me
by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process.
- Nice outfits. - I'm your fire
Right. Okay.
Um, I invented post-its
Almost left behind
So then you've got, like, this grandfather or this uncle...
Okay.
- Okay. - You know, you're going to have to face it You're addicted to love
Your heart beats in double time
Hey, you guys, they're about to announce the winners of the vote.
There is no way this reunion is going to get any better.
Duh.
Footloose, footloose Kick off your Sunday shoes
- Ahh! - Name.
god where have i been?
Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before, and my shoe is filling up with blood.
Yeah. Enjoy your fashions.
And-And you know this new kid? Don't even know if he's mine.
God, this underwear is totally riding up my butt crack.
and it blows up in my face.
- Now that I'm looking at this... - Uh-huh?
as they are about those hideous clothes.
Okay.
Talking to customer service like
Sure, why not?
- Somebody to tell you - Somebody better tell you
Oh, the Wells Fargo wagon Is a-coming down the street
Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Staying alive, staying alive
Please leave.
- What do you do? - Ever hear of Lady Fair cigarettes?
It's very expensive.
Oh, Ramon, your penis is so powerful. I'm coming!
- Doctor, Doctor, give me the news - You look so rich.
We don't have anything like that.
Want me to get your huge notebook for you?
Who can explain the thunder and rain
Okay, we're-we're working in this advertising agency after college.
I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS REUNION ME TOO
And Travis McKinney is in his fifth year...
- See you later. - Ugh-- Okay.
You know what, Michele? You're right.
She can be really nice when she wants to be.
'Cause I'm just a girl Well, little old me
With your long hair and your long legs Walking on your legs, flipping your hair
Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick
- I carry you, Michele! Without me, you'd be lost! - That is such a lie!
I guess I deserve that. I was a jerk.
- That life ain't passing you by - You have one hell of an eye
May I take that for you, sir?
Keep telling yourself that.
I invented post-its
Truth!
I’m stumped. Where?
- See you. - W-W--
Can't get enough You know you're going to have to face it
Oh, it's the back brace girl.
- Oh, yeah - Really? - Wh-- Um--
Do you have a pitcher of vodka soda?
Michele and I have this high school reunion to go to...
Time after time
Oh, they're around here someplace.
a Bell Jet Ranger, a Bentley, a personal trainer, a full-time chef...
sharon be like i love the music man
- I guess I'm cuter. - Yeah!
I hear the clock tick and think of you
- Staying alive - Two-four-three.
No. Uh-uh. Why should I be pissed at you?
I don't know. He is sick!
When you need to run away… and say the first thing you can think of.
Ohh!
everything. It's--
Well, then, what's the point of going if we're not going to impress people?
- You picture me - He's not in the bathroom, Michele.
Me when people mention it's Election Day:
What vote?
Um, okay, so your last job was as a salesgirl?
and we need to show up in a really cool car.
What? Yeah, right, Michele. Just the thought of having sex with another woman creeps me out.
Thank you NOW FUCK OFF
Oh, it's the back brace girl.
me too! with you!
you know what I want.
Come on, Ramon. Quit jerking off and bring the car around.
Okay, I'm sorry I said all those things.
- We were cool on craze - Oh, gee. Nice outfits. Really.
- Actually, I invented a special kind of glue. - Oh, really?
This happens any of those 'wild nights' in our cinema VIP Adult Cinema
What war
Well, the air conditioning is working in the service office.
Go ahead and take your time Boy you got to feel secure
Okay.
Don't get me wrong
I had the worst dream, Paul
They say in heaven love comes first
'Cause we got the beat We got the beat
So don't let me have any rights
I wouldn't even be here if this weren't, like, a dating emergency.
Confusion is nothing new
What? Nuh-uh. You look totally cute.
'Cause there's a party over here So grab yourself a beer
If I'm looking kind of dazzled
- Unemployed. - No. Don't write that.
Omg !! They are coming back!!