Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Suitcase of memories - You know, maybe he's, like, passed out in the bathroom.

I guess I am successful.

You are Columbus, and I am America.

Have a Romy and Michele Day!

I mean, all Michele did was say, What about making them yellow?

Watch out Tucson Here we come!

That's crazy! You have absolutely no proof that you're cuter!

And I'm sick of it, you know?

Wait. Ohh. But if the people at the reunion see us drive up in a Nova...

- What do you think? - I am so sorry.

Oh, my God! I'm so glad you didn't bring your big notebook with you.

If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting

Don't we, girls?

Hey, how you guys doing tonight?

Um, anybody see Billy Christianson?

Hey Kyra In the Mary!

- You-You want to talk to me? - Yeah.

I mean, there are at least 12 other major markets that would put me on the air tomorrow.

WE DON'T GIVE A FLYING F*** WHAT YOU THINK

- Oh, man! - Ohh! Ohh!

we are sophisticated, educated, successful career women.

- Like what? - Like losing your best friend.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Two, four, three.

I’m cumming! Ok, thanks get off me now!

I’ll dance with you! It’s no fun, unless you really like the person

Hey, if anybody needs to make a call...

So, that means, if we want to burn 4,000 calories...

- Turning Japanese - Oh, my God. What is with that kid?

Oh, my God. Didn't she die?

- You know what? - Huh?

Time after time

Relationship Status. Married.

- Nope. - Engaged? - No.

- You want me to go check? - Time after, Sometimes

is on the phone...

it's like boo-hoo

I mean, it just sounds like you invented Post-lts all by yourself, you know.

Watch out austin Here we come!

Lisa Luder? Yep

OKAY TEDDY, FUCK OFF!!!

You know, I mean, we live in L.A, and they are still stuck in Tucson.

Oh, my God! I've got it! Post-lts!

All the kids just getting out of school

- Uh-huh. - You're my lover

- God. - Now he's going to see what it feels like to wait.

- Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh - Two-four-three.

I mean, we always had so much fun together.

Very much in love, and there's a difference.

You look so good with blonde hair and black roots.

Dance hall days

Well, you know, I'm not sure that we were really in any group.

Ohh! Ohh! Ohh, Ramon!

I invented the quick-burning paper.

- Yeah. From L.A. - And you know some places have, like, a lunch special.

Yeah. For me though, it's like...

over and above our everyday low prices.

I'M THE MARY, AND YOU'RE THE RHODA!

We'll make heaven a place on earth

chasing you all over this reunion.

A discount outlet? Me?

- So. You girls going to try out for the spring musical? - Us?

Dawg this 12 year old boy is going deep in that 24 year old woman For real cuzz he knockin boots and stuffin off egg mcmuffins brotha

But then I thought maybe-- just maybe-- you could raise the viscosity...

- After all these years, you still take my breath away. - Thanks.

Service. Number 243.

Mama, I ain't that kind of guy

Hey, if anybody needs to take a shit. I’ve got a toilet

And now we're just a stupid joke, just like we always were.

- Oh, my God! There we are! - Yeah, and alone. Look.

I can't believe how cute I look!

A guy named Art Fry from the 3M Corp.

Obeying every rule

Um, ok. Stay away from my bikini area.

I think maybe we were more like loners.

Mm. Never mind.

Honey, that is beautiful.

Well, I mean, maybe I'm not.

Okay, guys, let's jump.

Well, if I loan you my car...

Time after time

Okay, Toby. Fuck off.

Keep telling yourself that

Why don't you just go back to ignoring me like you did in high school?

Boy, I must have, like, every single issue of Vogue...

Seems like yesterday

When your husband invites you to go to the park with kids after work on a Friday.

- Be my lover, Want to be my lover - Lover

- It's about time. - Mm. Romy!

Wait. How do you know my name?

That's right, David!

I can't stand that we're mad at each other.

- Hey, Michele! Romy! - We'll take two Diet Cokes?

- They're obsessed with us. - Look at what they're wearing.

You're so bossy and domineering.