Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, Toby. Fuck off.

- You-You want to talk to me? - Yeah.

Lisa Luder? Yep

If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting

- Hey, Michele! Romy! - We'll take two Diet Cokes?

over and above our everyday low prices.

Wait. Ohh. But if the people at the reunion see us drive up in a Nova...

You're so bossy and domineering.

Keep telling yourself that

- So. You girls going to try out for the spring musical? - Us?

Oh, my God! I've got it! Post-lts!

- It's about time. - Mm. Romy!

And I'm sick of it, you know?

- Oh, my God! There we are! - Yeah, and alone. Look.

it's like boo-hoo

we are sophisticated, educated, successful career women.

- Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh - Two-four-three.

Well, if I loan you my car...

But then I thought maybe-- just maybe-- you could raise the viscosity...

Um, anybody see Billy Christianson?

Um, ok. Stay away from my bikini area.

A guy named Art Fry from the 3M Corp.

So, that means, if we want to burn 4,000 calories...

Service. Number 243.

- Nope. - Engaged? - No.

WE DON'T GIVE A FLYING F*** WHAT YOU THINK

Obeying every rule

I mean, it just sounds like you invented Post-lts all by yourself, you know.

Well, you know, I'm not sure that we were really in any group.

Why don't you just go back to ignoring me like you did in high school?

When your husband invites you to go to the park with kids after work on a Friday.

I think maybe we were more like loners.

Wait. How do you know my name?

All the kids just getting out of school

- Like what? - Like losing your best friend.

Boy, I must have, like, every single issue of Vogue...

You are Columbus, and I am America.

- Oh, man! - Ohh! Ohh!

Relationship Status. Married.

I mean, we always had so much fun together.

I can't stand that we're mad at each other.

- After all these years, you still take my breath away. - Thanks.

A discount outlet? Me?

I'M THE MARY, AND YOU'RE THE RHODA!

Ohh! Ohh! Ohh, Ramon!

Hey Kyra In the Mary!

Mm. Never mind.

Hey, if anybody needs to make a call...

That's right, David!

Dance hall days

- You want me to go check? - Time after, Sometimes

Seems like yesterday

We'll make heaven a place on earth

- Uh-huh. - You're my lover

- They're obsessed with us. - Look at what they're wearing.

You know, I mean, we live in L.A, and they are still stuck in Tucson.

Watch out austin Here we come!

Time after time

Honey, that is beautiful.

I can't believe how cute I look!

- Be my lover, Want to be my lover - Lover

is on the phone...

Dawg this 12 year old boy is going deep in that 24 year old woman For real cuzz he knockin boots and stuffin off egg mcmuffins brotha

- Suitcase of memories - You know, maybe he's, like, passed out in the bathroom.

Yeah. For me though, it's like...

chasing you all over this reunion.

- You know what? - Huh?

Two, four, three.

Oh, my God! I'm so glad you didn't bring your big notebook with you.

Hey, if anybody needs to take a shit. I’ve got a toilet

Don't we, girls?

- Yeah. From L.A. - And you know some places have, like, a lunch special.

Oh, my God. Didn't she die?

And now we're just a stupid joke, just like we always were.

I’ll dance with you! It’s no fun, unless you really like the person

That's crazy! You have absolutely no proof that you're cuter!

Mama, I ain't that kind of guy

Hey, how you guys doing tonight?

I mean, there are at least 12 other major markets that would put me on the air tomorrow.

You look so good with blonde hair and black roots.

I invented the quick-burning paper.

I mean, all Michele did was say, What about making them yellow?

- God. - Now he's going to see what it feels like to wait.

I’m cumming! Ok, thanks get off me now!

I guess I am successful.

- Turning Japanese - Oh, my God. What is with that kid?

Well, I mean, maybe I'm not.

OKAY TEDDY, FUCK OFF!!!

Watch out Tucson Here we come!

Okay, guys, let's jump.

Have a Romy and Michele Day!

Time after time

Very much in love, and there's a difference.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

- What do you think? - I am so sorry.