Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You are looking hot today.
Yeah, That'll Happen.
Huh? I don't believe it.
Christine is very busy. She has an important sales meeting.
I'm the Mary and you're the Rhoda.
- The ones that burn down real fast? - Twice the taste, in half the time, for the gal on the go?
That's right kristy Keep telling yourself that
I got to get something.
Like, there's a guy in a rowboat going X miles...
That's impossible! Did you deduct 16 pounds for your shoes?
You're kidding me.
I dreamt that we weren't friends and we were really, really old.
- When l, you - Oh, look, it's the Madonna twins. - And everyone we knew
I thought so.
Right, with extra cherries. Don't move. I'll be right back.
He invented some special kind of rubber that's used in every tennis shoe in North America.
Do you have a silly and billy discount?
Oh, this is going to be so much fun.
Fine. I don't care.
- He does look cute. - Really cute.
- Okay. Why not? - Yeah. So, um, what musical are they doing?
Hey, maybe we can go back to barebacking strangers this week!
It's time to announce the king and queen of the prom.
if you don't want them to actually try to get a job here.
That's right, Christie.
No, Billy. Wait. I want to have some fun.
and having everybody laugh at you.
- I want candy - Michele. Billy Christianson.
Ready Ready
Get me another daiquiri.
Everything's going to happen for us there, Michele, and we'll never look back.
Here you go. You are so bad.
Okay, Romy.
Okay. Can I have the rest of this?
You wanna try and have sex sometime just to see if we are?
You look so rich
Oh, my God.
I'm exposed and it's no big surprise
I know. Hey, maybe we can pay back Sandy this week.
Time after Sometimes you picture me
Oh, well, I was, but I haven't been for a really long time.
The hell with everyone else.
Despite that surly demeanour, I think we've just given her a big gift.
I love The Music Man.
Um, oh, here it is. Here is your name tag.
.
Happy Birthday Lauren!
- Okay. - Tell me can you feel the
Sorry, ma'am. He is such an asshole.
I was trying to scare your little boy
- Yeah? - It's Romy!
I don't think we have anything for you. You're obviously in the wrong place.
We sort of lost touch over the years.
Yeah, well, since Sandy and Michele aren't married--
What the hell.
Michele, I think maybe we should leave.
You are a jerk-off!
Heather! Can't you be a little bit more sensitive?
- Oh. - You know... - There she is.
I’d rather put this out in my ass
No, really. What do you do?
Let's fold scarves!
drop me home in the pig's sight! i don't care if wavy sweat! pank my pink and i'll be gone tonight! rest my bed and enslave my head tonight! kickstarter my soul and i'll project tonight! walk me home in the dead storm of night!
Don't get me wrong
Although we might have an opening at our discount outlet.
we only have to run 20 miles a day!
Watch out Tucson, here we come!
- Who lost their virginity first? - Oh, big wow!
No, this is so weird. I didn't know you were living in L.A.
- Aaah! - Come on! Now, we're running out of time.
But if we're not married by the time we're 30, ask me again.
I don’t think that one chip makes a difference. It wasn’t even a whole chip.
I'm going as fast as I can, Ms Mooney. Heather.
Flashback Warm nights
canky and planty are words get off, i'm only getting warmed up cankles pleats tie off no car break-up words and your stanklets
Watch out Tulum Here we come!
- We got the beat - We got the beat
Who wants to go to town with a guy who drives a rowboat?
uh...
- Some more of that? - Yeah.
What a waste of a tank of gas
- Oh! Thank you! - And see, I make a great salesperson...
that we're still single, and we've been living together for ten years...
Kids got the beat Yeah, kids got the beat
Yeah, Roman. That’ll happen.
Okay, I say-- I say-- Okay--
Keep telling ourselves that.
- Chubbo? - The name is Romy.
We just waited and waited.
Christie Masters stuck magnets on your back.
People
Oh, my God. Heather Mooney is here?
Yeah.... That'll happen...
Looking at your medal from the reunion again, dear?
Wow. Isn't it weird when you're not friends with your friends any more?
So, where's the rest of the A group?
Christie, in the yearbook you said that you wanted Jane Pauley's job.
- Okay, thanks. Get off me now. - Aw, come on, wh--
- Oh. - I wish.
I'm the Mary. Everybody knows.
Ooh! Casey Degan!
I don't think that like one set makes a difference
- I cannot wait for this reunion. - Me too!
Oh my god. Hahha... didn’t she die?
They want to know what we've been doing for the past ten years.
Me? Me? Me be more sensitive?