Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now you think I'm some sort of geek.
Which is really just a fancy-schmancy name...
Oh, my God, do you remember what a big controversy it was...
Well, yeah.
We have come a long way in the past ten years.
What? No, I'm sorry. I don't think so.
When a 12 year old boy wants to bone a 24 year old woman Lord have mercy
- Hi, back brace girl. - Hi, back brace girl.
- And you'll be mine - Hi.
- Hey! - I'm pretending you just did something hilarious.
What a waste of a tank of gas
- To whip it, Whip it good - Wow. She is really P.O.'d.
We're pregnant, you half-wit.
Keep telling yourself that.
- Shit! - Aww.
but come here.
i just had to give all of the guys in the service department hand jobs
god, where have i been?
It's me, Michele. Sandy.
16 month old toddler Cayden (you on Jazlyn's lap), shut up. This is recital, not a competition. This is Jazlyn's old high school. Jazlyn is not a mother but a babysitter to Bingo, Cayden, and Rekka. Cayden, watch your friends 16 month old Rekka and 18 month old Bingo do their dance recital. Want to get kicked out? You're making Rekka, Bingo, and six other girls cry, Cayden.
Aww, poor thing. Look! They won't let her shop.
Is that an earthquake? No, its Ramon!!
When a 12 year old boy wants a 24 year old woman to slob on his knob like corn on the cob
I'm walking too far ahead
But with you!
Shit!
I don’t even know what you’re saying with those words
You want to be my lover Want to be my lover
All right. Now, just remember, from this point on...
I can't believe it. There are absolutely no guys here tonight.
Clear out, boys. I need to talk to Ramon.
This ought to be so good.
They got the beat They got the beat
Occupation. Cashier.
Don't get me wrong
- Oh, my God, I hate throwing up in public. - Me too! Ooh.
You might want to come by and, uh, cool off later?
- Eeew. - I hope I don't get indigestion.
- I could care less. I am not here with Romy. - You're kidding me.
Oh I've had it up to here
Nobody's going to say no to anyone tonight.
of telling people that they look really good, even though I'm just, like, you know--
- What? - Yeah, I let you have the ideas...
Watch out Tucson Here we come!
Billy's in real estate development.
I’d rather out this out in my ass
- Yes! - Ahh!
I think you are, like, the funnest person I know.
We got the beat
No offence, Michele...
Although in my dream, I did know the formula for glue.
Okay, well, what street would that be on?
- So, what'd you have to do to get it? - I had to give all the guys...
Well, while you were doing that, I taped all the nostalgic songs...
- Okay. - Find us. - Oh. Okay.
Gays after an unsuccessful night out
What a waste of a tank of gas
I’d rather put this out in my ass.
Bye Shirl
And think of you
I'm just a girl in the world
God, remember the prom? You got so thin by then.
What vote?
No. No.
My life was perfect and you've ruined it.
So I can look at you from inside as well
Watch out Tucson here we come!
Billy?
Ooh, excuse me.
No pill's going to cure my ill
Happy Birthday Sis!
Michele, since this is the last night of school and all...
Wow. So you did it? You're an anchorwoman?
Do you think, since it's the last night of school and I might never see him again...
And we could get on with the world
Sure.
Post-lts must be really lucrative.
- I'll dance with you, Romy. - You're calling to me
No, no, no. You leave me alone.
Oh! Hey, Romy, remember Mrs Chivas' class?
Oh! God, she was so weird.
I fall behind
Back Brace problems
I mean, I try, for once, to be honest with you...
I was wondering if you could sign my yearbook.
Man stallion, fill me with your giant love wand!
The second hand unwinds
Didn't she die?
- Loose your blues - Watch out, Tucson, here we come! - Everybody cut footloose
Well, my first choice was a boutique on Rodeo Drive, but this is okay.
If you fall I will catch you
So, what have you been doing since high school?
So, Romy, what group were we in?
I wonder, if I had gotten my brace off sooner, if somebody would have invited me.
We had this big falling out over Post-lts.
- Here. Help yourself, Michele. - Thanks.
There’s a difference.
How I feel when I tell people at work they can use my mini-fridge.
You're just jealous...
Yeah, we're really looking forward to it
that maybe he would dance with me?
You know, even though we've watched Pretty Woman like 36 times...
Time after time
I couldn't figure it out. Okay.
Yeah, l-- Well, who did then?