Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What? - Hello, Romy.

Okay, this is so typical. Of course, we're like the only ones...

It's unbelievable. They're as deluded about their lives...

Wow! Don't you think?

In the crowd it puts us in a trance

And you also get a five-percent employee discount...

Okay, I don't even know what you're talking about because of those words...

They're ba-ack.

- Whoo! - We got the beat

Well, yeah, but--

- Anyway, are you going? - I'd rather put this out in my ass.

God, what a bitch.

Hey, that's okay. It was better this way anyway.

In a freakish, off-putting sort of way. Never mind.

- Sure. Why not? - Oh, my God!

Yeah. Apparently he's worth, like, millions.

It's ironic, isn't it? I really thought you guys had it made in high school.

who don't look like we're going to a hoedown.

Oh! It's the back brace GIRl!

Hey, everybody, Sandy Frink just landed in a helicopter!

But I was so miserable in high school...

Well, believe it or not...

I just wish everybody inside the reunion would come out and see us lift off.

Put your hands in the air

When your lady friend tells you that she's going to become a Ghetto D slanger

- Huh! - Oh, my God, Michele, that's it!

Pass this car This kid is so obnoxious

God, you must feel really tied down..

Well, I guess that depends on how you define success.

No. I'm a weather girl.

Let me have the tag, please.

- Everybody cut, everybody cut - Everybody cut, everybody cut

They got the beat They got the beat

I couldn’t understand you with your thick accent

when I see billy Jensen at crime con later

We only did it because we wanted you to treat us like human beings.

She-She's on her deathbed.

- Good! - And so, okay-- So then l, l, like--

Oh, uh-- Heather, you said you weren't coming.

you can come to Michele's house on Friday night, and we'll be waiting.

- I'll be waiting - I will be waiting

Watch out Tucson here we come

Saw you standing in the rain

I hope your babies look like monkeys.

Oh, no, no, I'm-I'm Billy Junior.

My pep talk when I'm home alone and can't sleep

That's only because they're wearing those stupid suits...

Yeah, well, my first choice was to work at a boutique on Rodeo Drive, but this would be okay.

- You're kidding! - You must've made a fortune!

I just get really happy when they finally let her shop.

This is Jazlyn's (your temporary babysitter's) old high school, and Bingo and Rekka are having a dance recital there. Bingo, Rekka, and six unidentified toddlers little girls are all 1 year old (around 15-18 months) and on stage. Cayden (16 month old toddler) has to sit on Jazlyn's lap.

Discover me, Ramon! Just discover me.

All right. According to this chart, if we want to lose a pound a day...

Don’t think that 1 chip makes a difference. Wasn’t even a whole chip.

That's ridiculous. You're the Rhoda. You're the Jewish one.

Hey Everybody! Dave Holmes Just Landed In A Helicopter

But you know what I finally realized?

I want a doctor to take a picture

Blood and roses Blood and roses

Uh, it's the moment we've all been waiting for.

Besides, Billy always wanted a big family.

Well, now that you know, will we be getting together a lot?

I don't have you, Michele.

Oh, no, I don't even watch TV any more.

for any simple, oxygenated adhesive, right?

I-l-l thought I ought to tell you, Michele, that...

I'm sick of this. I'm going to go weigh myself.

our lives don't seem as impressive as I thought.

Christie Masters, Kelly Possenger...

- Another kiss - Um, Billy?

UNTIL YOU ADMIT THAT IM THE MARY, AND YOUR THE RHODA! No! Im the mary! Your not even jewish!

I know! You know what? This is like the cutest we've ever looked.

hey you guys, they’re about to announce the winners of the vote!

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Staying alive, staying alive

Oh, God, don't look now. It's Heather Mooney.

- Then I heard you say - Got a light?

Vote! Even if you can't find your top.

- Dance hall days - Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

to go to those clubs every night.

from high school, to get us in the mood.

I didn’t even know we were voting

The reunion's less than a week away. I mean, I just can't believe you turned down a job.

Grasping at straws, Alina?

- Eeew, look at them. - We were definitely not in that group.

I just get really happy when they finally let her run.

Ooh, good. Like what?

- Oowhee, Louise - I have no idea what the rest of the lyrics are.

Actually, I think they're semi-interesting.

He was in a wheelchair, but still it’s like it’s coming true.

and we don't give a flying fuck what you think.

If you're lost, you can look and you will find me

Oh, my God, Michele Weinberger! My God, you look great!

We want to So just give us a chance

It's, like, common knowledge, Romy. Everybody thinks so.

Happy Birthday! Have a Romy & Michele Day!

So, weren't you guys, like, totally in love with me in high school?

- Is Sandy Frink here? - Uh, no.

won't they know we're not really businesswomen?

- So say you're a freelance fashion consultant. - Ooh! Clever.

Have a Romy and Michele day.

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Staying alive, staying alive

If, to you, success means having a house in Aspen...

Oh, Ramon! Your penis is so powerful!

God, Michele, I've never seen this side of your personality before.

Nice talking to you too.