Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When your lady friend tells you that she's going to become a Ghetto D slanger

you can come to Michele's house on Friday night, and we'll be waiting.

Besides, Billy always wanted a big family.

I just wish everybody inside the reunion would come out and see us lift off.

He was in a wheelchair, but still it’s like it’s coming true.

Vote! Even if you can't find your top.

If, to you, success means having a house in Aspen...

Hey Everybody! Dave Holmes Just Landed In A Helicopter

Hey, everybody, Sandy Frink just landed in a helicopter!

I just get really happy when they finally let her shop.

Pass this car This kid is so obnoxious

Well, believe it or not...

who don't look like we're going to a hoedown.

Well, yeah, but--

Wow! Don't you think?

Watch out Tucson here we come

If you're lost, you can look and you will find me

Well, I guess that depends on how you define success.

Well, now that you know, will we be getting together a lot?

We only did it because we wanted you to treat us like human beings.

UNTIL YOU ADMIT THAT IM THE MARY, AND YOUR THE RHODA! No! Im the mary! Your not even jewish!

But I was so miserable in high school...

I couldn’t understand you with your thick accent

Discover me, Ramon! Just discover me.

In the crowd it puts us in a trance

Oh, uh-- Heather, you said you weren't coming.

Saw you standing in the rain

for any simple, oxygenated adhesive, right?

I want a doctor to take a picture

I know! You know what? This is like the cutest we've ever looked.

Yeah, well, my first choice was to work at a boutique on Rodeo Drive, but this would be okay.

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Staying alive, staying alive

It's unbelievable. They're as deluded about their lives...

It's, like, common knowledge, Romy. Everybody thinks so.

I'm sick of this. I'm going to go weigh myself.

our lives don't seem as impressive as I thought.

- You're kidding! - You must've made a fortune!

Blood and roses Blood and roses

- So say you're a freelance fashion consultant. - Ooh! Clever.

Nice talking to you too.

Ooh, good. Like what?

But you know what I finally realized?

- Another kiss - Um, Billy?

- Dance hall days - Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

This is Jazlyn's (your temporary babysitter's) old high school, and Bingo and Rekka are having a dance recital there. Bingo, Rekka, and six unidentified toddlers little girls are all 1 year old (around 15-18 months) and on stage. Cayden (16 month old toddler) has to sit on Jazlyn's lap.

I-l-l thought I ought to tell you, Michele, that...

We want to So just give us a chance

Actually, I think they're semi-interesting.

Don’t think that 1 chip makes a difference. Wasn’t even a whole chip.

I just get really happy when they finally let her run.

No. I'm a weather girl.

- Whoo! - We got the beat

All right. According to this chart, if we want to lose a pound a day...

Have a Romy and Michele day.

It's ironic, isn't it? I really thought you guys had it made in high school.

I don't have you, Michele.

- Sure. Why not? - Oh, my God!

and we don't give a flying fuck what you think.

They got the beat They got the beat

- Huh! - Oh, my God, Michele, that's it!

- Eeew, look at them. - We were definitely not in that group.

Oh, my God, Michele Weinberger! My God, you look great!

That's only because they're wearing those stupid suits...

Happy Birthday! Have a Romy & Michele Day!

My pep talk when I'm home alone and can't sleep

Yeah. Apparently he's worth, like, millions.

Put your hands in the air

- Good! - And so, okay-- So then l, l, like--

Uh, it's the moment we've all been waiting for.

Grasping at straws, Alina?

And you also get a five-percent employee discount...

to go to those clubs every night.

- I'll be waiting - I will be waiting

Oh, no, no, I'm-I'm Billy Junior.

- What? - Hello, Romy.

won't they know we're not really businesswomen?

That's ridiculous. You're the Rhoda. You're the Jewish one.

Okay, I don't even know what you're talking about because of those words...

Oh, Ramon! Your penis is so powerful!

- Oowhee, Louise - I have no idea what the rest of the lyrics are.

God, what a bitch.

- Is Sandy Frink here? - Uh, no.

God, Michele, I've never seen this side of your personality before.

Oh, God, don't look now. It's Heather Mooney.

Oh, no, I don't even watch TV any more.

Let me have the tag, please.

- Everybody cut, everybody cut - Everybody cut, everybody cut

They're ba-ack.

from high school, to get us in the mood.

So, weren't you guys, like, totally in love with me in high school?

In a freakish, off-putting sort of way. Never mind.

Okay, this is so typical. Of course, we're like the only ones...

The reunion's less than a week away. I mean, I just can't believe you turned down a job.

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh Staying alive, staying alive

Oh! It's the back brace GIRl!

God, you must feel really tied down..

I didn’t even know we were voting

- Anyway, are you going? - I'd rather put this out in my ass.

hey you guys, they’re about to announce the winners of the vote!

She-She's on her deathbed.

Hey, that's okay. It was better this way anyway.

when I see billy Jensen at crime con later

- Then I heard you say - Got a light?

Christie Masters, Kelly Possenger...

I hope your babies look like monkeys.