Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I want to live, but I don't belong - Thank you! Thank you, I really appreciate that...

Only she's, like, a big giant girl...

Oh, yeah, well...

Well, I thought the idea was to impress people.

I’m exposed and it’s yes big surprise

Not until you admit...

Anything you see here we can do, by the way. Get ready to have some fun, okay?

i love the music man

Happy Birthday Sis!

Happy Birthday Heidi! Hope You Have a Romy & Michele Day!

Well, then why don't you just give us, um, two burgers and fries and Diet Cokes...

Oh big wow with your cousin Barry.

Michele, can't you see that I am busy?

have, like, known us since elementary school.

- Are you ready? - Ready.

I mean we live in l.a. & they’re still stuck in Tucson

No, we're just being honest.

We could just show up looking like businesswomen.

They can't wait to hang out and be cool

That’s right Donald, keep telling yourself that.

- Let's go. We got to get in there. - Okay.

This is my husband He dissects crayfish, but he has a really good personality!

The Far Kingdoms Spooky Mosaics

Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

- That's such a good one. - Ladies.

I know. And what a bitch taking your hamburger. I mean, what was that?

You're addicted to love You see the signs

Okay. See you in Biology.

Hi, Michele. Gee, Michele, you're looking really lovely today.

You're Kidding me

You know, even though I had to wear that stupid back brace, and you were kind of fat...

- God, can you believe we're going home in a helicopter? - I know. It's so cool.

- I hurt your feelings? - Yeah, all the time.

- That's okay, you're welcome. - I don't think we'll be requiring any new staff.

Happy 37th Ang!! Happy Birthday

I can get us the car.

Uh, okay. Um, I invented Post-Its.

I’m cumming! Ok, thanks! Get off me now!

Keep telling yourself that.

I’m coming! Ok, thanks get off me now!

Oh, my God! It is perfect!

Oh! I want to interview you too...

No, not me Never had the opportunity

- This is it - Work this

THATS RIGHT KENNY KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT

She actually thinks she's going to be a TV anchorwoman. What a deludanoid.

- I got a bad case of loving you - I mean, great.

Oh. You're kidding me.

Blood and roses

Why don’t you go fuck a sheep or your sister?

Time after time

They don't know where everyone can go

- Come on! - Vote? What vote?

Oh, my God, I knew this would happen.

No, you can stay.

Do you get some kind of sick pleasure from torturing other people?

'Cause it's all those little things that I fear

I invented Post-Its.

And all we really need is maybe some, like, better jobs and boyfriends. Right?

Oh, you know who they say has made a ton of money? Sandy Frink.

Happy birthday “Romi” Love “Michele” with 1 “L” .

Make sure Toby Walters has your vote counted! Even if you can't find your top.

- Thanks a lot, Romy. - What?

Ohh, Toby! Fuck off.

I can't compete with that. You made Sandy crazy.

Ooh, better walk on by Better walk on through

Like for condoms?

i'd rather put this out in my ass.

Ayo peep this out a 12 year old boy is boning a 24 year old woman Fo real dawg come over here y'all hear this out

- Hey - Ow! Billy!

You're a bad person with an ugly heart

yes alida allonk? what do you want? i want to do some juiipering in joondalup.

that, like, has, like, a-- like a-- like a paper company or a paper mill...

What a waste of a tank of gas, huh?

Michele? Christie Masters is coming over here.

- How much is this, Lori? - It's very expensive.

Billy Christianson and Christie Masters!

and would very much like to speak with her.

- Oh, my God. It's a flip phone! - Uh-huh.

I know. She is, like, so transparent.

Have a great weekend!

Romy White and Michele Weinberger.

It's like, boo-hoo. Uhh.

He's the kind of man that I desire

Yeah, well, my first choice was to work at Grindr, but this would be okay.

That's right. He came over and we're like, Danny, it was a joke.

- Ecch. - She blinded me with Science

Well, I mean, we never really tried before.

That’s right, Kristy Keep telling yourself that

I'm just a girl in the world

Lisa, give me the bag.

You miss her, don't you?

You’re as cute as me. And in some cultures, maybe even cuter.

I know! And then we turned the sprinklers on him!

So, are we friends again?

Um, ok... stay away from my bikini area!

Yeah. That's because I'm sweating like a pig in here.

You're obviously pissed at me.

I bet, uh, everyone is as anxious...