Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Anything you see here we can do, by the way. Get ready to have some fun, okay?

Oh, you know who they say has made a ton of money? Sandy Frink.

- I hurt your feelings? - Yeah, all the time.

You’re as cute as me. And in some cultures, maybe even cuter.

- That's such a good one. - Ladies.

- Ecch. - She blinded me with Science

Blood and roses

I’m cumming! Ok, thanks! Get off me now!

That’s right Donald, keep telling yourself that.

and would very much like to speak with her.

Ayo peep this out a 12 year old boy is boning a 24 year old woman Fo real dawg come over here y'all hear this out

Okay. See you in Biology.

I know. She is, like, so transparent.

Make sure Toby Walters has your vote counted! Even if you can't find your top.

- Come on! - Vote? What vote?

And all we really need is maybe some, like, better jobs and boyfriends. Right?

Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

- Let's go. We got to get in there. - Okay.

- I want to live, but I don't belong - Thank you! Thank you, I really appreciate that...

Michele? Christie Masters is coming over here.

They don't know where everyone can go

I mean we live in l.a. & they’re still stuck in Tucson

Yeah, well, my first choice was to work at Grindr, but this would be okay.

You know, even though I had to wear that stupid back brace, and you were kind of fat...

I’m coming! Ok, thanks get off me now!

THATS RIGHT KENNY KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT

Why don’t you go fuck a sheep or your sister?

Happy 37th Ang!! Happy Birthday

No, not me Never had the opportunity

Happy Birthday Heidi! Hope You Have a Romy & Michele Day!

Like for condoms?

Uh, okay. Um, I invented Post-Its.

- I got a bad case of loving you - I mean, great.

We could just show up looking like businesswomen.

Hi, Michele. Gee, Michele, you're looking really lovely today.

They can't wait to hang out and be cool

You're a bad person with an ugly heart

I know. And what a bitch taking your hamburger. I mean, what was that?

So, are we friends again?

Oh. You're kidding me.

I can get us the car.

- God, can you believe we're going home in a helicopter? - I know. It's so cool.

Well, then why don't you just give us, um, two burgers and fries and Diet Cokes...

- Are you ready? - Ready.

Oh big wow with your cousin Barry.

Oh, my God, I knew this would happen.

Not until you admit...

I know! And then we turned the sprinklers on him!

- That's okay, you're welcome. - I don't think we'll be requiring any new staff.

Happy Birthday Sis!

- Hey - Ow! Billy!

Time after time

i'd rather put this out in my ass.

Oh! I want to interview you too...

yes alida allonk? what do you want? i want to do some juiipering in joondalup.

i love the music man

have, like, known us since elementary school.

That's right. He came over and we're like, Danny, it was a joke.

- Oh, my God. It's a flip phone! - Uh-huh.

Keep telling yourself that.

Ohh, Toby! Fuck off.

You're obviously pissed at me.

Do you get some kind of sick pleasure from torturing other people?

No, you can stay.

'Cause it's all those little things that I fear

that, like, has, like, a-- like a-- like a paper company or a paper mill...

Have a great weekend!

Well, I thought the idea was to impress people.

- This is it - Work this

Oh, my God! It is perfect!

- Thanks a lot, Romy. - What?

She actually thinks she's going to be a TV anchorwoman. What a deludanoid.

You miss her, don't you?

I invented Post-Its.

I’m exposed and it’s yes big surprise

Yeah. That's because I'm sweating like a pig in here.

This is my husband He dissects crayfish, but he has a really good personality!

Only she's, like, a big giant girl...

What a waste of a tank of gas, huh?

Well, I mean, we never really tried before.

Happy birthday “Romi” Love “Michele” with 1 “L” .

The Far Kingdoms Spooky Mosaics

Billy Christianson and Christie Masters!

Um, ok... stay away from my bikini area!

I can't compete with that. You made Sandy crazy.

He's the kind of man that I desire

I'm just a girl in the world

Oh, yeah, well...

Ooh, better walk on by Better walk on through

I bet, uh, everyone is as anxious...

That’s right, Kristy Keep telling yourself that

No, we're just being honest.

Romy White and Michele Weinberger.

You're addicted to love You see the signs

You're Kidding me

It's like, boo-hoo. Uhh.

- How much is this, Lori? - It's very expensive.

Lisa, give me the bag.

Michele, can't you see that I am busy?