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- Are you serious? - Mm.
- Okay. - Do you have some sort of businesswoman's special?
You paid a whole dollar for that?
SEE U TMRW
Hi, everybody.
Yeah?
I fall behind
- I can't hear what you've said - Okay. - Okay.
because it really hurts my feelings.
Me arriving at La Viola
- Oh, God. - Good evening, sir.
but-but nobody really knows who invented it.
God, they really look like executives, don't they?
I’m the Mary
Take this pink ribbon off my eyes
- You're addicted to love - That Romy girl just asked me to dance with her.
Hey, hey, there's a woman in the world that you can't use
We have come all this way.
Time after time
hey, if anybody needs to make a call i’ve got an iphone 5
Pass this car. This kid is so obnoxious.
Yeah, I did. All right, let's get going.
I mean, other than Sandy Frink.
She's one of our regulars.
And look at the way we live. I mean, just our lifestyle.
Burncoat Class of 1985
I never knew that we weren't that great in high school.
Oh, I'm just a girl
Mm. It's good.
This is so great.
I'm the Mary.
Yeah, you should. It'll be fun.
- We got the beat, We got the beat - We got the beat
Mommy, is that the baby?
-Oh, I know. This town is like so unhip. -Ecch.
- To Christie. - Yeah, but you've got children...
Well, you know what? There are worse things than telling some dumb story...
- Okay. Well, the reunion is still like two weeks away, right? - Right.
You’re kidding me! It’s been 10 years since high school? God! Where have I been?
Time after time
I'm the Mary!
I have been asked to formally welcome you all...
I just haven't had time, you know, what with running my own business and all.
Uh-huh. And you're not. Bye.
Wow! You paid a whole dollar for that!
Uh, he's not here. I already asked Toby Dumbfuck. Obviously, I've interrupted.
Which one of these guys will I have sex with at the reunion?
That’s right Raymond. Keep telling yourself that.
- You know? - Yeah.
- Diddy-bum diddy-bum pow - Here it is
- Yeah, I did. - You did not.
Happy Birthday Angie!!! WFL love ya!!
Ain't no love, Ain't no use Ain't no love
- Christie. - Uh. - Come on, I'm hungry.
That’s right Keep telling yourself that
- Footloose - Footloose! - Footloose!
I mean, how am I going to impress anyone by selling Ban-Lon smocks at Bargain Mart?
Let’s fold scarves! Okay!
- Shit! - Aww.
- Come on, Michele. - Okay.
Lisa Luder? Yep.
Class of 1985 October 25, 2025
Well, then I'm sure you wouldn't mind giving us a detailed account...
- Well, yeah, but what? - I don't know.
- Okay, just get in. - Okay.
Oh, my God! Oh!
- I do love those outfits. - Yeah, sure do.
Hi Billy!
DICKLOOSE
have you been terribly unhappy with me all these years?
I had to give everybody in the service department hand jobs.
That's right, Ecce Keep telling yourself that!
Always something there to remind me
A little bit shy
What a deludanoid.
- God. Where have I been? - I'm stumped. Where?
god you must feel really tied down
there's wayne's high school reunion! oh yeah he used to be 16 years old in 1966.
When a 12 year old boy wants to bone a 24 year old woman Who got the damn candid camera
we were still totally cutting edge.
Watch out Speedrun, here we come!
Why don’t you tell everyone….
No, thanks.
I am, like, really familiar with the entire Versace line, and if you would just...
W-What do you mean, split up?
- We got the beat - Everybody get out your feet
Which one of these guys Will I have sex with at the reunion?
You think I'm cute
- Duh. - Oh, it's me!
Once in a while
Come on!
that I'm the Mary, and you're the Rhoda.
Wow! You paid a whole dollar for that?
- To say you can't get enough - I-l-I'll be right back. - Okay.
- We got the beat - We got the beat
Oh, I know. I was so lucky, getting mono. That was, like, the best diet ever.
Exactly how obscene--
All I ever wanted was for people to think...
you know, like, without a paper clip?
- You know what, Michele? - Huh?
I let you have the ideas!
- I'm in a hurry. - Well--
Stay away from my bikini area....
- The Frink-a-zoid? - Yeah.
- What are you doing? - Look.
- Sandy Frink? - Uh-huh.
- Wow, we have a whole class full of inventors. - Meaning?
Wow, three kids.
Bye Shirl
Oh, my God. Didn't he die?
Whenever you walk by
"I'm An Associate Fashion Editor For Vogue."
You paid a whole dollar for that?
- You know, Michele? - Yeah?