Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How many times have I said I'm not going to Princeton?
Priscilla's freaking out now that Janey's lost her ponytail.
But he has been untrue
Damn. That shit is wack!
when you go topless on your windown
She's got a gun!
All red Porsche 944s parked in the white zone will be towed immediately.
Blue 33! Set!
We here.
You were passed out on the table.
- Go get her! - Go for it.
We'll call you later to check in.
It could've happened to anybody.
- Condoms. - Check.
I totally heard that.
I'll be so high, I won't know where the phone is.
I agree-gree.
Well, that wasn't exactly the kind of truth I was expecting.
The Chicago Bears Are good
I don't like those, either. Goodbye, Jake.
If there are no more cheeruptions, we can cheertinue.
During practice, in the hallways, in the lockers, taking a shower...
It could happen
...well, then I'd say...
I don’t care what you have to do! JK stays in the game god damnit!
What do you expect from me?
That's the fastest half of football ever.
After you've succeeded in making her feel special...
What about your head? You have a blood clot the size of a grapefruit.
It would be an honor and a privilege.
I'd love to go with you.
want to dance? only if we're inverted.
Goodnight Pumkin-Tits
...but for once, I wish I could meet a nice, sensitive guy...
- Hi, stud. - Hi, Jake.
Who is that? It’s Nikita and Alice it has their eyes
...to turn a rebellious girl into prom queen has been waiting for:
Coach says it's okay to bleed from the ears.
After all the shenanigans you pulled last season...
I guess.
Come on, Reggie Ray, get up!
That really upsets me. I can't believe nobody's ever penetrated your intestines.
Two concussions left. Reggie Ray.
GRANDPA STICK A FINGER IN MY ASS CUM ON ME
Iowa State...
Cock??
Senor you just blew my perfect seas-on
Thanks for the advice, Daddy.
Class, let's open our books and continue with our poetry lesson.
Who does she think she is?
With this letter. Amanda Becker will know the truth:
- Eenie, meenie, minie... - Moe.
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Happy birthday Desirae!!
Blue 15!
If I could go back, I never would've made that stupid bet.
Heavens to Betsy.
Oh, sweetie.
Yeah, I know. We just had sex five minutes ago.
Why don't you just drop it, Austin?
What the hell?
...for flight 805 to art school.
Say "good day" to Reggie Ray.
Tonight I'm going to fuck my brother
I come to school to be object of lust...
So they're slightly disfigured and connected.
I love it when Janey drinks I love it when Janey blinks
Do you like him? Are you attracted to him?
What is wrong with this family?
Bring what, Priscilla? - Bring it
- You need to start dating. - I don't date. You know that.
Nevis
Little mr run home to Robert half Gonna run home to Robert half
I knew it. That was a line from She's All That.
What's your name?
(angered) EAT.... MY.... SHORTS!
On their chest.
Thank you, Ricky, for that interesting poem.
She'll cheer do. Great.
It would be an honor and a privilege.
The Houston Texans…. Are good
- And that's what first base is. - Okay.
This year's prom queen is...
It's a good night for smoking.
No parking.
Translation: We're shit out ofluck.
I agree gree
I'm a straight shooter. I call them like I see them.
...and some guy would come and take me away.
- Why are you in here? - Why am I in here?
...then maybe those kids'll quit throwing bags of shit on the porch.
If you're interested, I thought we could go out sometime.
Mid poo Is not poo??
I’ve never even been kissed
I have this dream ofjust hopping on a plane and going to Paris.
Catch you guy later.
What happened to Marty wasn't your fault.
JUST BELIEVE IN THE BALL, NANA. AND THROW YOURSELF.
I made that bet before I knew you.
Cooking and cleaning and breast-feeding Mitch.
No.
It's just a football game, Jake. Besides...
- What was that ruckus? - Define "ruckus".
Goodness.
...it's time to put the icing on the cake.
See you in English.