Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For the thousandth time, I said, "Swallow that thing."

We'll get our asses kicked Friday!

We resent that!

MY TIDDIES COMING THROUGH

"I Masturbate To That Movie."

It smells in here.

Lose the I'm-The-Cute-And-Sensitive Popular-Boy routine.

...l've-been-desperately-trying- to-tell-you-that...

I’m a unique rebel.

I say we make like a tree and branch...

Nice comeback, Priscilla! Yeah!

I know he rented a room at the Sunrise Motel. Room number six.

What about the Fratelli sisters?

We were just sitting here like we're supposed to.

Girl go pee-pee not something I want to see see.

I don't want your life!

...for poor nerds who cannot get American pussy.

want to dance? only if we're inverted.

I don't want your strife!

Then I spent Saturday and Sunday making you this great...

Catherine, that's disgusting. You're my sister.

That is very admirable.

Three pubescent libidos to take us on a series of wild adventures.

That's for being really weird.

I don’t like those either

Not what I want to see see

Girl go pee-pee not what I want to see-see.

Think you'll be prom queen? Well, think again, Janey.

We ain’t white, we ain’t white We definitely ain’t white

So, you asked your four-eyed circus freak to the prom yet?

I don't care what coach reckons.

Goddamn it! Get in the game!

...and that squad always tries to bring it.

This make me kinda Happy in pants

Gentlemen, tonight we go to our first high-school party.

- I'd do them! - I know, Reggie Ray.

I've got you for the rest of your natural born lives

It's just what they bring, okay?

Well, bombs away.

- Another one. - So?

How you plan on buzzing Brillo?

...out of here.

Unless I raise $26,000 before the admissions cutoff.

...and there's something I want to ask you.

Oh, Jake. Nothing could ever come between us now.

Captian right all the time. Is, right all the time.

I'm supposed to be the only black guy at this party.

I give them handjobs

I’d do them! I know you would, Reggie Ray…

- Take this. - Thanks.

...but learn a much more valuable lesson, and win.

Some time to talk to you.

Baby's got back. Hunch, that is.

Beefy, cut it out

At John Hughes, there are no cliques, no exclusive social groups.

Let's get all you jocks in one group...

There he is. It's Freddie. He's wearing a tux.

You should be thanking God you’re still in god damn uniform, God damn it!

It has been an honor and a privilege

Derrius Guice is….. hot

Attention, please.

We've been waiting for this since puberty.

Way to go, Jake!

You got to go out there, believe in the ball and throw yourself.

- Where do you want the speakers? - In the dining room.

Oh, it's already been DLin'