Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For the thousandth time, I said, "Swallow that thing."

I’d do them! I know you would, Reggie Ray…

Oh, Jake. Nothing could ever come between us now.

Think you'll be prom queen? Well, think again, Janey.

want to dance? only if we're inverted.

Way to go, Jake!

...but learn a much more valuable lesson, and win.

...l've-been-desperately-trying- to-tell-you-that...

- Where do you want the speakers? - In the dining room.

- Take this. - Thanks.

...and there's something I want to ask you.

I don't want your life!

I've got you for the rest of your natural born lives

Derrius Guice is….. hot

We'll get our asses kicked Friday!

Girl go pee-pee not something I want to see see.

Baby's got back. Hunch, that is.

You should be thanking God you’re still in god damn uniform, God damn it!

I say we make like a tree and branch...

Girl go pee-pee not what I want to see-see.

This make me kinda Happy in pants

That's for being really weird.

Attention, please.

You got to go out there, believe in the ball and throw yourself.

It has been an honor and a privilege

Captian right all the time. Is, right all the time.

I give them handjobs

We ain’t white, we ain’t white We definitely ain’t white

I know he rented a room at the Sunrise Motel. Room number six.

Catherine, that's disgusting. You're my sister.

At John Hughes, there are no cliques, no exclusive social groups.

Some time to talk to you.

We've been waiting for this since puberty.

What about the Fratelli sisters?

Three pubescent libidos to take us on a series of wild adventures.

I don’t like those either

It smells in here.

Oh, it's already been DLin'

That is very admirable.

- I'd do them! - I know, Reggie Ray.

Unless I raise $26,000 before the admissions cutoff.

Let's get all you jocks in one group...

It's just what they bring, okay?

We resent that!

So, you asked your four-eyed circus freak to the prom yet?

Gentlemen, tonight we go to our first high-school party.

Then I spent Saturday and Sunday making you this great...

I don't want your strife!

Nice comeback, Priscilla! Yeah!

...for poor nerds who cannot get American pussy.

...out of here.

I'm supposed to be the only black guy at this party.

I don't care what coach reckons.

MY TIDDIES COMING THROUGH

- Another one. - So?

I’m a unique rebel.

Goddamn it! Get in the game!

Beefy, cut it out

Well, bombs away.

There he is. It's Freddie. He's wearing a tux.

Not what I want to see see

Lose the I'm-The-Cute-And-Sensitive Popular-Boy routine.

How you plan on buzzing Brillo?

We were just sitting here like we're supposed to.

...and that squad always tries to bring it.

"I Masturbate To That Movie."