Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Beefy, cut it out

Some time to talk to you.

Baby's got back. Hunch, that is.

I don't care what coach reckons.

I give them handjobs

...out of here.

Gentlemen, tonight we go to our first high-school party.

MY TIDDIES COMING THROUGH

Oh, Jake. Nothing could ever come between us now.

...and there's something I want to ask you.

Let's get all you jocks in one group...

Lose the I'm-The-Cute-And-Sensitive Popular-Boy routine.

For the thousandth time, I said, "Swallow that thing."

It smells in here.

Goddamn it! Get in the game!

Oh, it's already been DLin'

Nice comeback, Priscilla! Yeah!

- Take this. - Thanks.

Think you'll be prom queen? Well, think again, Janey.

Way to go, Jake!

We've been waiting for this since puberty.

Captian right all the time. Is, right all the time.

I'm supposed to be the only black guy at this party.

We resent that!

I don't want your strife!

Girl go pee-pee not something I want to see see.

At John Hughes, there are no cliques, no exclusive social groups.

It's just what they bring, okay?

- Where do you want the speakers? - In the dining room.

I don't want your life!

I don’t like those either

We'll get our asses kicked Friday!

You should be thanking God you’re still in god damn uniform, God damn it!

You got to go out there, believe in the ball and throw yourself.

That's for being really weird.

It has been an honor and a privilege

We were just sitting here like we're supposed to.

We ain’t white, we ain’t white We definitely ain’t white

want to dance? only if we're inverted.

I know he rented a room at the Sunrise Motel. Room number six.

There he is. It's Freddie. He's wearing a tux.

"I Masturbate To That Movie."

I’m a unique rebel.

I’d do them! I know you would, Reggie Ray…

Girl go pee-pee not what I want to see-see.

I've got you for the rest of your natural born lives

Unless I raise $26,000 before the admissions cutoff.

So, you asked your four-eyed circus freak to the prom yet?

Then I spent Saturday and Sunday making you this great...

What about the Fratelli sisters?

Not what I want to see see

...and that squad always tries to bring it.

...l've-been-desperately-trying- to-tell-you-that...

- Another one. - So?

Well, bombs away.

I say we make like a tree and branch...

Attention, please.

...but learn a much more valuable lesson, and win.

...for poor nerds who cannot get American pussy.

- I'd do them! - I know, Reggie Ray.

Three pubescent libidos to take us on a series of wild adventures.

How you plan on buzzing Brillo?

This make me kinda Happy in pants

Catherine, that's disgusting. You're my sister.

Derrius Guice is….. hot

That is very admirable.