Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You missed your prom? - Yeah.
Eyes closed.
You want another one? - Yes.
Peachy. You brought a routine?
Tell me you didn't quote Freddie Prinze Jr.
I was invited.
Do you know where Mr. Keller's English class is?
- "Ten Things I Love About Janey." - Oh, not again.
Prom queen, material.
Daniel Day-Lewis won an Oscar for My Left Foot.
I just got first hair on ball.
No!
I need ammo! I can't hold them off much longer!
Road trip!!
Texas Football Is ass
Can you…describe the ruckus?
You guys should hit the road.
You're not going to cry now, are you?
David when The monument is closed
We love you, Marty!
Goddamn it, Reggie Ray!
Nevis
This is not a cheerocracy
Vagina CLIT
That's the spirit! Ready?
Grab my dick and jerk it really faster harder. Suck my dick janey and lick your pussy.
Damn, that shit's whack.
I'll see you in English.
What's she doing here? She graduated four years ago.
Who's that?
She doesn't love you!
Van Jefferson
Prove It.
Listen, honey...
Only 25 seconds remaining, and the season...
I heard about what happened with Priscilla.
Why is it when I tell a girl they can put it whever they want...
Vlad, cut it out Stahhhhhhp
I don't want to make a big deal of it...
Girl go pee-pee not something I want to see see.
Alex Smith...
- I visit grandfather. - I played with my sisters.
That's all I know.
You can't just start a chippy tea at any old time
Two dollars!
The sublime poetic genius of a clever turn of phrase.
She's got a gun!
coach says it's ok to grow a tumor on the head
And if Jake likes you...
Well, there is this popular boy, Jake.
oh, that is wack!
Guys, I appreciate this, but...
Wyler, we got this wrapped up.
What's up, man?
Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too drunk to remember.
Gino Smith
I say we trust a single GARP
You little shit.
Jakey jakey about to make another big... Mistakey
Right. Forget what I said.
"I Masturbate To That Movie."
You obviously stole that from Karate Kid.
Before the end of the year, we all get laid!
Kinda sucks.
Rebecca Black...
- Hey, Janey. - Hey, Jake.
The thing is, when I made that bet...
I said I'd turn you into prom queen when I thought you were ugly...