Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why is it when I tell a girl to put it anywhere...
Wise up to Jake's bullshit. Stop being such a dumb-ass.
You put the ‘T’ in racist
Great. Great.
Where's my little angel?
Go to her
I did it. I'm a miracle worker
My sophomore year, I ran 14 in on my own with a sprained ankle...
want to dance
We were just sitting here like we're supposed to.
...is merely a parade of nasty...
She went out there. On her own. There's Charlie everywhere.
Oh, Jake.
Even a hippie albino. She could be prom queen.
So...
...l'm-madly-in-love-with-you...
No, way too easy.
Hell I’d do her ! I know you would Reggie Ray
Shut your hole Wang Chung
Mid Poo Is not Poo??
It’s my wife. You have her eyes.
I know you would, Reggie Ray
Congratulations. You blew my perfect season.
...and say things like "Damn," "Shit," and "That is whack!"
You take away the makeup, the clothes...
Yeah! I'll make you forget all about losing prom queen.
Paris Air, flight 805 to art school in Paris...
Something about Paris. Her tour was over.
coach says it's okay to bleed from the ears.
I want you.
This year's prom king is...
Shit!
Nobody's ever taken a dump on your chest?
I'm sorry, Jake. We met over spring break.
What do you win, Foster?
CRY ME A RIVER, DICKFACE
"Lick My Pussy Ass Cock Shit
I never said anything about a bet.
I love it when Janey says See you in English
Congratulations to the men and women nominated forprom queen.
coach says it's ok to stop breathing
It would be an honor, and a privilege.
What are you doing? Over here!
Even ifit with dirty slut
Anorexic, superficial?
Pumpkin Tits Hahaha
will you be that shark?
She took forever this time.
...is hot.
- That's not fair. - Cry me a river, dickface.
Excuse me!
I feel the same way.
I had to take on all of her responsibilities:
Hey, watch it, man!
...Kara and Sara Fratelli. - Fuck.
...and I'll bet that you can't turn her into prom queen.
No, honey. I'll probably just be way too drunk.
Break it down Niggas
Christmas, 1989. Dad had been fired from the zipper factory.
That's what I'm here for Pumpkin tits!
- Bring what, Priscilla? - Bring it.
Girl go pee-pee not something I want to see see.
No longer steal Grandfather's porn.
Sweet dude
- Show us how drunk you are! - Go for it!
Cry me a river, dickface.
...mix tape for your birthday.
I'd say you're one big fucking train wreck.
Betty...
Holy cow.
I masturbate to that movie.
Oh, God. No.
Coooock
- Oh, my God! - Get out of the road!
Mr. Not-First-String-Anymore, isn't first-string anymore.
He's not just any man, he's Vivek.
All right, that's it.
It's her birthday, Dad.
Hey, Ricky. How was your weekend?
There's a whole otherperson inside ofboth of us.
So I told her, "Take the old lady and send your mama back."
- You did great out there. - I blew the game, Janey.