Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, no, no, anyone but her! Not Janey Briggs.

And so is his bag.

Coach reckons we should take a knee. We're up 42 - 0.

Just give it four years.

We just had sex five minutes ago.

I can't have sex before you.

...that cute face she makes when she's tonguing my balls...

You admire the beauty. You watch it blossom.

Can I ask you a question?

It could happen

Hi, Jake. It's all wet.

Ain't nobody gonna break my stride. Ain't nobody gonna slow me down.

...but you're still a loser.

So what if we have the same mother

Oh I’ll be driving!

I left some money on the kitchen counter.

I'm Sandy Sue. Limp-dick fag fucker!

I know you would Reggie Ray

Excuse me, Bruce? No. You don't bonk Amanda Becker.

I know you would, Reggie Ray

I am not going to let you hurt Janey again, okay? Besides, I love her.

Mox, cut it out!

And you. Miss Other-Side-Of-The-Tracks Awkward-Rebel-With-Glasses.

You really mean that, Jake?

EMOTIONALTRADER AFTER HEARING A NEW HIGH OF THE DAY WHILE WEARING HEADPHONES

Would the whole otherperson...

We saw you at our practice. I know you stole our routine.

What up, my yellow brothers? Chinks in the house!

I know Reggie ray

Good luck, young man.

It's a locker room. It's no sexier in there...

Please pick me. I'm the one.

I can't believe nobody's ever Taken a dump on your chest

Be seen in public.

DEANDRE AYTON IS HOT

No, not at all. Masturbation's very healthy.

What happening?

What do you say, kiddo?

I'll do my best to make things right

I can't believe nobody's ever taken a dump on your chest.

That really upsets me

Okay, Wyler, I've got no choice. You're the only quarterback I've got.

There’s a girl… About to board a plane to paris

First, you earn her trust.

Ain't nobody gonna break my stride. Ain't nobody gonna slow me down. Oh no.

She looks as good as a dumpster full of gristles.

Because I am not a cheap slut.

Give me an H. Give me a U.

Ray Cut it out!

God damnit Reggie ray

Congratulations!

I'll be late to pick you up.

- What is wrong with this family? - Hey, do you want my help or not?

- Your mom's a... - Ho.

Guys, get your heads out of the gutter.

नोकरी कशी मिळेल? कशी मिळेल ?

All right, goddamn it! Hit the showers, goddamn it!

But I'm not gonna fall for it. How big a dumb-ass do you think I am?

Only if we’re horizontal

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Watching Kolterman throw all day

And when I do that, I want you to massage my tongue with yours.

WHAM BAM What the fuck just happened?!

I just got first hair on ball

Get down! Enemy fire!

I've been doing a lot of thinking...

Cry me a river, Dickface

Matt said it’s ok to bleed from the ears

- You gotta wait for the right moment. - When is it the right moment?

ljustjerked offin yourFrench toast

"...Have You Ever Eaten Pussy Before?"

I got you for the rest of your lives. You're mine.

- That's for taking Janey to the prom. - You put the...

Guys, she's got glasses and a ponytail.

- I told you not to let me drink. - I gave you a nonalcoholic beer.

If Jake is only asking you out to get into your pants...

Girl go pee-pee not something I want to see-see

Nice combination, Crissy!

Molly, can you help me take off my panties?

Shut your hole Wang Chung

Oh, no. Too much information would be telling you...

That's what I'm here for Pumpkin Tits

That time when we were in line at that theater...

There's a girl named Kelly that I love