Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Be seen in public.

But I'm not gonna fall for it. How big a dumb-ass do you think I am?

God damnit Reggie ray

Give me an H. Give me a U.

And when I do that, I want you to massage my tongue with yours.

I got you for the rest of your lives. You're mine.

- You gotta wait for the right moment. - When is it the right moment?

Guys, get your heads out of the gutter.

We saw you at our practice. I know you stole our routine.

Because I am not a cheap slut.

That time when we were in line at that theater...

I can't believe nobody's ever taken a dump on your chest.

Watching Kolterman throw all day

I can't have sex before you.

I can't believe nobody's ever Taken a dump on your chest

Congratulations!

She looks as good as a dumpster full of gristles.

And so is his bag.

We just had sex five minutes ago.

Ain't nobody gonna break my stride. Ain't nobody gonna slow me down.

WHAM BAM What the fuck just happened?!

It's a locker room. It's no sexier in there...

Only if we’re horizontal

And you. Miss Other-Side-Of-The-Tracks Awkward-Rebel-With-Glasses.

I've been doing a lot of thinking...

ljustjerked offin yourFrench toast

...that cute face she makes when she's tonguing my balls...

नोकरी कशी मिळेल? कशी मिळेल ?

I'm Sandy Sue. Limp-dick fag fucker!

Molly, can you help me take off my panties?

So what if we have the same mother

- Your mom's a... - Ho.

What up, my yellow brothers? Chinks in the house!

No, not at all. Masturbation's very healthy.

Oh I’ll be driving!

Please pick me. I'm the one.

I just got first hair on ball

I know you would, Reggie Ray

No, no, no, anyone but her! Not Janey Briggs.

Good luck, young man.

"...Have You Ever Eaten Pussy Before?"

I left some money on the kitchen counter.

That really upsets me

Oh, no. Too much information would be telling you...

Matt said it’s ok to bleed from the ears

Excuse me, Bruce? No. You don't bonk Amanda Becker.

Hi, Jake. It's all wet.

Mox, cut it out!

Coach reckons we should take a knee. We're up 42 - 0.

I'll be late to pick you up.

That's what I'm here for Pumpkin Tits

You really mean that, Jake?

What do you say, kiddo?

All right, goddamn it! Hit the showers, goddamn it!

Nice combination, Crissy!

Shut your hole Wang Chung

Cry me a river, Dickface

If Jake is only asking you out to get into your pants...

There’s a girl… About to board a plane to paris

Ain't nobody gonna break my stride. Ain't nobody gonna slow me down. Oh no.

First, you earn her trust.

It could happen

Can I ask you a question?

Would the whole otherperson...

There's a girl named Kelly that I love

EMOTIONALTRADER AFTER HEARING A NEW HIGH OF THE DAY WHILE WEARING HEADPHONES

DEANDRE AYTON IS HOT

- That's for taking Janey to the prom. - You put the...

What happening?

Okay, Wyler, I've got no choice. You're the only quarterback I've got.

I'll do my best to make things right

- I told you not to let me drink. - I gave you a nonalcoholic beer.

I know Reggie ray

I am not going to let you hurt Janey again, okay? Besides, I love her.

- What is wrong with this family? - Hey, do you want my help or not?

Just give it four years.

Girl go pee-pee not something I want to see-see

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You admire the beauty. You watch it blossom.

Get down! Enemy fire!

...but you're still a loser.

Guys, she's got glasses and a ponytail.

I know you would Reggie Ray

Ray Cut it out!