Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't know what that was for.
.
I've loved her since I first saw her.
- My eyes were shut. - And we couldn't even...
Excuse me.
Nathan, cut it out
This isn't funny!
We just had sex five minutes ago.
Come on, leave him alone!
Anybody that disobeyed the coach and the team...
What the hell are you doing here?
...like to dance?
...I was actually saying "hey" to the person behind you.
I make the cheercisions, I will deal with the cheeronsequences.
When someone try's to give u a bullshit excuse
Let's make like trees and branch
I'm looking for somebody really messed up.
Tell me, Mom, what should I do?
Oragasm Jerking
...so I'm just gonna lay it out there, okay?
- Sleeping bags. - Check.
Only if we’re horizontal
Hell, I'd do em !
If Janey wants to be a rug-muncher, that's her decision.
- It's my mother. - You have her eyes.
I'll bet you lose that bet...
We already heard it
The red zone is for the loading and unloading ofpassengers.
God.
I'm not ordinary.
I give them handjobs.
No.
I don’t even think he can breathe
You're on, Austin.
Eat my Shorts
...may I present to you the new and improved...
- This is the final call... - Why not?
Anyone?
she's got a gun!
Three pubescent libidos to take us on a series of wild adventures?? Check
Goddamn!
All right.
Is that what your generation considers humor?
- Peace out, brother. - Honest mistake.
Congratulations. You just got your first slow-motion entrance.
Five more concussions and you'll die. You should take it easy.
Maybe it's that construction.
Go! Fight! Win!
I don't like sundaes.
Jakey, Drakey, about to make a big... Mistakey
...who would like to share their poem with the class?
If you're going to have sex, do it in my parents' bedroom.
I actually got to go. Sorry.
"Yes."
Oh, is that amusing?
Motherfucker.
Janey, you know Dad's rule.
Oh, God. I can't believe you fell for that crap.
Oh I’ll be driving!
You put the "ass" in "embarrassment." The "boo" in "taboo."
Jake knocked you up, didn't he?
Way too much information.
Yeah…
Wham, bam! What the fuck just happened?
Oh, it's already been broughten.
And now the moment every popular guy who's made a bet...
- I was just in my office. I heard a ruckus. - Can you describe this ruckus, sir?
I'm only in the song because I'm a black guy
You'd never suspect that everyone on the Enterprise is a professional dancer.
Let's get it straight. This isn't a cheerocracy.
...human excrement!
How could Priscilla dump me, Jake Wyler?
You have her eyes
I always take a huge load on their chest
Am I right?
Cry me a River dickface
I smell a bet
Janey, I just thought...
Marty!
Eat my shorts!
I can't believe what we just did, Molly.
Hey, how you doing? Welcome.
And all I wanted was a little Betsy Wetsy doll.
Hold it right there, mister.
Goodnight and sweet dreams Pumpkin-tits
When im watching your mortar
...any girl could be prom queen. - I smell a bet.
Nice turtleneck.
Thirsty?
What's going on?
...Oscar Wilde.
Coach says it's ok to fly barefoot over the open ocean.
That make me kind of sad in pants.
Here's Ricky!