Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, if you stay, we really only have the summer.
I got two words for you, Jake:
- She's wearing the same outfit as me. - It looks much better on you.
...collecting strands ofJaney's hair...
- Damn. Shit. - Yeah, I know.
Bling bling
- I'm a unique rebel. - More like you're a lesbo.
I'm gonna win herback No matter what it takes
I love you too.
I think you'd really like her work.
Who told you that? Alison?
Once you've got her trust, it's time to make her feel special.
She's got a gun! Jana’s got a gun!
Thank you.
FOR POOR NERDS WHO CANNOT GET AMERICAN PUSSY
Let's Got one thing straight this is not a cheer-ocracy
The Chicago Bears.... are good?
And payback.
- Down the hall, on your left. - Sweet, dude.
Professional dancer
Johann Gambolputty
Priscilla.
...go out with him.
Are good.
What the hell was that?
This makes me kind of sad in pants.
Shit, we missed it. Let's keep going.
- Do you think I'll have sex with you? - No! You don't understand.
This is Areola, our foreign exchange student.
What was that ruckus?
Here?
I'm getting pussy no matter what
You'll call me a slut.
why is it everytime I tell a girl they can put it anywhere they want...
You'd never suspect everyone here is a professional dancer.
.
I smell a bet!
Well then, you better bring it.
God bless the internet Do it take it off
Really?
But I think I can help you.
Pick a song with her name in it. That always works.
When I was a freshman, I threw 176 touchdown passes.
She's so perfect
True love is what I want the most
- You through? - Not even close, bud.
I'm taking you to Preston's big party.
We've disgraced ourselves and our families.
And the "eew" in "jujitsu."
The only reason I came here was to tell you to leave me alone.
- How did you...? - I've been watching.
...but I knew she was going to get me that present.
Getting pussy no matter what
.
You make sweet, sweet love to her.
I’d do them! I know you would, Reggie Ray…
You're our only chance!
CAN HE SHOOT?
Janey?
Oh I’ll be drinking I’ll just be too drunk to remember
coach says it's okay to have cancer from the head.
That's okay, son.
That's my boy.
Oh-ho, you better watch that mouth of yours, young man. You better WATCH what you say!
I don’t chase
Salire be like…
“Everton... are good?”
Amanda Becker's like a flower.
I wish we could resolve this fight
Hold on, I've got lotion on my hands.
It was raining really hard that night...
...the way she wears her hair, the smell of her perfume...
THIS IS NOT A CHEEROCRACY I AM THE CHEERTATOR
Don't forget the paint-covered overalls.
Hi, I’m Kadie.