Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Janey?
She's got a gun! Jana’s got a gun!
- You through? - Not even close, bud.
Shit, we missed it. Let's keep going.
You're our only chance!
But I think I can help you.
- She's wearing the same outfit as me. - It looks much better on you.
- Damn. Shit. - Yeah, I know.
- I'm a unique rebel. - More like you're a lesbo.
Here?
CAN HE SHOOT?
Let's Got one thing straight this is not a cheer-ocracy
Priscilla.
And payback.
You'll call me a slut.
Oh-ho, you better watch that mouth of yours, young man. You better WATCH what you say!
...but I knew she was going to get me that present.
I'm getting pussy no matter what
why is it everytime I tell a girl they can put it anywhere they want...
And the "eew" in "jujitsu."
Johann Gambolputty
I wish we could resolve this fight
I’d do them! I know you would, Reggie Ray…
God bless the internet Do it take it off
Hi, I’m Kadie.
Don't forget the paint-covered overalls.
You make sweet, sweet love to her.
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This is Areola, our foreign exchange student.
Salire be like…
coach says it's okay to have cancer from the head.
I'm taking you to Preston's big party.
...go out with him.
What was that ruckus?
You'd never suspect everyone here is a professional dancer.
I'm gonna win herback No matter what it takes
...the way she wears her hair, the smell of her perfume...
Thank you.
That's my boy.
Amanda Becker's like a flower.
Pick a song with her name in it. That always works.
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FOR POOR NERDS WHO CANNOT GET AMERICAN PUSSY
I think you'd really like her work.
Well then, you better bring it.
We've disgraced ourselves and our families.
- Down the hall, on your left. - Sweet, dude.
Really?
Professional dancer
The only reason I came here was to tell you to leave me alone.
True love is what I want the most
Oh I’ll be drinking I’ll just be too drunk to remember
I smell a bet!
Who told you that? Alison?
THIS IS NOT A CHEEROCRACY I AM THE CHEERTATOR
I don’t chase
What the hell was that?
Bling bling
...collecting strands ofJaney's hair...
“Everton... are good?”
It was raining really hard that night...
- How did you...? - I've been watching.
Well, if you stay, we really only have the summer.
That's okay, son.
Once you've got her trust, it's time to make her feel special.
- Do you think I'll have sex with you? - No! You don't understand.
I love you too.
Getting pussy no matter what
Are good.
The Chicago Bears.... are good?
Hold on, I've got lotion on my hands.
This makes me kind of sad in pants.
She's so perfect
I got two words for you, Jake:
When I was a freshman, I threw 176 touchdown passes.