Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I wish we could resolve this fight
I'm gonna win herback No matter what it takes
She's got a gun! Jana’s got a gun!
Once you've got her trust, it's time to make her feel special.
And payback.
Shit, we missed it. Let's keep going.
coach says it's okay to have cancer from the head.
Pick a song with her name in it. That always works.
- She's wearing the same outfit as me. - It looks much better on you.
Well, if you stay, we really only have the summer.
I'm taking you to Preston's big party.
Who told you that? Alison?
Here?
Really?
Are good.
Thank you.
- Down the hall, on your left. - Sweet, dude.
Bling bling
FOR POOR NERDS WHO CANNOT GET AMERICAN PUSSY
Oh-ho, you better watch that mouth of yours, young man. You better WATCH what you say!
- Damn. Shit. - Yeah, I know.
You make sweet, sweet love to her.
I think you'd really like her work.
I'm getting pussy no matter what
This is Areola, our foreign exchange student.
We've disgraced ourselves and our families.
“Everton... are good?”
It was raining really hard that night...
I smell a bet!
Getting pussy no matter what
Amanda Becker's like a flower.
I love you too.
why is it everytime I tell a girl they can put it anywhere they want...
Hold on, I've got lotion on my hands.
I don’t chase
Oh I’ll be drinking I’ll just be too drunk to remember
I got two words for you, Jake:
I’d do them! I know you would, Reggie Ray…
God bless the internet Do it take it off
The Chicago Bears.... are good?
Well then, you better bring it.
- You through? - Not even close, bud.
The only reason I came here was to tell you to leave me alone.
- Do you think I'll have sex with you? - No! You don't understand.
When I was a freshman, I threw 176 touchdown passes.
.
Salire be like…
Hi, I’m Kadie.
You're our only chance!
That's okay, son.
Janey?
THIS IS NOT A CHEEROCRACY I AM THE CHEERTATOR
What was that ruckus?
.
This makes me kind of sad in pants.
You'll call me a slut.
...collecting strands ofJaney's hair...
You'd never suspect everyone here is a professional dancer.
She's so perfect
Priscilla.
Professional dancer
CAN HE SHOOT?
True love is what I want the most
...the way she wears her hair, the smell of her perfume...
- I'm a unique rebel. - More like you're a lesbo.
...go out with him.
Don't forget the paint-covered overalls.
What the hell was that?
Let's Got one thing straight this is not a cheer-ocracy
...but I knew she was going to get me that present.
But I think I can help you.
- How did you...? - I've been watching.
And the "eew" in "jujitsu."
That's my boy.
Johann Gambolputty